Best turfwar rhyme
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I just used this one in the help strategy forum(mobcodes sites). Your consistency is soft like jelly, when I'm done I'm plantin turf on your belly!!! What you think? What u got???
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U got minis I got rp's, when I'm done ur gonna $h!t ur dipeys
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Any minute now prez Ill is gonna come in and rape this rhyme.....
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Nice, kinda the point:)
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On the dance floor spinning on your knees anyone out there gonna play turf wars with me,sat on the toilet having a pee anyone gunna play turf wars with me,
sat on the bus accidently had a wee anyone wanna play turfwars with me,
pissed as a skunk stumbling down the street anyone wanna play turfwars with me,
nicks driving down the road in his new farrari anyone gunna play turfwars with me,continue guys it's now your turn thought it had a catchy tune to it are you gunna play turfwrs with me
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Don't put ur turfs together en mass- or I'll sneak up and cap ur ass
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Don't play this game with kisses and hugs - Or you'll be taken by ruthless Thugs
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MISSY JANE wrote:
nice 1Don't put ur turfs together en mass- or I'll sneak up and cap ur ass
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Mr. Linderman wrote:
Any minute now prez Ill is gonna come in and rape this rhyme.....
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GRANE wrote:
?Mr. Linderman wrote:
Any minute now prez Ill is gonna come in and rape this rhyme.....
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Where the hell is prez?
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ORIGINAL4D wrote:
That kinda sounds like some Eminem song I heard (with different lyrics). "Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me".On the dance floor spinning on your knees anyone out there gonna play turf wars with me,sat on the toilet having a pee anyone gunna play turf wars with me,
sat on the bus accidently had a wee anyone wanna play turfwars with me,
pissed as a skunk stumbling down the street anyone wanna play turfwars with me,
nicks driving down the road in his new farrari anyone gunna play turfwars with me,continue guys it's now your turn thought it had a catchy tune to it are you gunna play turfwrs with me
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Ya I kept u busy with this rap, now ur turf just got capped! ya this rap is weak, tired from pumpin codes need a seat.
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lol
i dont have time right now. am
at bosses house teaching him how to use iphone and mobileme for real lol -
This rhyme is pretty raw. I play so much turf wars that my fingers have sores, with my level at 52 I bank my money hourly so I dont give my profits to you, part of the MCM crew so what you gonna do? Yet my wife just dont understand that on Turf Wars Mr Spot is the man. I sit on the toilet just to do missions 'cause its easier than listenin to her high pitched bitchin. Yeah - thanks Nick for this Turf War game, my life just aint the same, my wife kicked me outta my home an now for shelter I have to use my bloody iphone. But ya know things could always be worse because thanks to my hard work, I have my clothes my phone and 24 pimped out turfs.
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Mr Spot wrote:
Nice👍👍This rhyme is pretty raw. I play so much turf wars that my fingers have sores, with my level at 52 I bank my money hourly so I dont give my profits to you, part of the MCM crew so what you gonna do? Yet my wife just dont understand that on Turf Wars Mr Spot is the man. I sit on the toilet just to do missions 'cause its easier than listenin to her high pitched bitchin. Yeah - thanks Nick for this Turf War game, my life just aint the same, my wife kicked me outta my home an now for shelter I have to use my bloody iphone. But ya know things could always be worse because thanks to my hard work, I have my clothes my phone and 24 pimped out turfs.
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I was writing rhymes then I started watching a recent battle (female).
Lmfao @ You look like a man, Wendy Williams.
I'll put mine shortly (hopefully).
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here's a couple couplets for your public consumption
i'm a rugged, rough kid - clearly nothing to fuck with
i survey the earth's ground and lay some turf down
these jerk clowns can't take my nerd crown
i bench press my IQ plus my henchmen will fight you
ill send texts to your wife too, cause of the sex she don't like you
i'm a book to you haikus
the panorama to you side views
understanding of the wise rules
plus i'm quite cool, i'm just an ice pool
fuck it i'm like Cruise, i come with the right moves -
the verbal wordsmith, my word disbursements paint a picture perfect
i can skip on a water surface
i got a waterbed watch your daughter surface
i got a lot of head, glossed her pursed lips
i got a lot of bread, i shop and purchase
used to shoplift until i got rich
and now i'm like "BITCH!!!
i'm proud of my shit
but listening to lames i just might flip
meaning i got energy to go demean celebrities
who're always needing endlessly the cream and other luxuries
they fail to see their lovely green is just a greedy monry scheme
to breed the needy, hungry thieves who dream to leave the blood to gleamit's the same ole thuggin theme
holla. COPYRIGHTED IN TURFWARS - YOU BITE, I SUE.
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You are a F*cking rhyme god!
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actually, battling can decrease energy
failing generally
heavily in jeopardy
kill lazy mumbling
nothing obstructs plummeting
quietly ruining some thin underling
victory wields
xenophobic yellow zeal.(yes i just made this up and yes every successive word starts with the next letter in the alphabet from a to z. and it makes sense :-p)
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Prez iLL (ADD PREZ) wrote:
here's a couple couplets for your public consumption
i'm a rugged, rough kid - clearly nothing to fuck with
i survey the earth's ground and lay some turf down
these jerk clowns can't take my nerd crown
i bench press my IQ plus my henchmen will fight you
ill send texts to your wife too, cause of the sex she don't like you
i'm a book to you haikus
the panorama to you side views
understanding of the wise rules
plus i'm quite cool, i'm just an ice pool
fuck it i'm like Cruise, i come with the right moves🔥🔥🔥🔥
That is FFFFIIIIIRRREEEE
repects.....
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Prez iLL (ADD PREZ) wrote:
craaaaaaaaaaaaaazyactually, battling can decrease energy
failing generally
heavily in jeopardy
kill lazy mumbling
nothing obstructs plummeting
quietly ruining some thin underling
victory wields
xenophobic yellow zeal.(yes i just made this up and yes every successive word starts with the next letter in the alphabet from a to z. and it makes sense :-p)
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Weight heavy they eatin veggies what y'all turf theifs know about beef, I'll off you and wear your bones like a Indian chief. I'm always waiting for confrontation, I place turf steady cuz I'm used to playing Operation. I mean you Capos is tripping, thinking that crown gonna save you from an @$$ whipping, @$$ kicking, yo dogs stop the @$$ sniffing. I said don't cross me like X and O's, you better off shooting yourself like Plaxico, rollin dice that's your life when ya number's up, it's going down your income in red when the sun come up.
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It's all over the news like flies on 💩 (doodoo), I just wanna say R.I.P. to the Guru.
R.I.P. though, it's a very sad.
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nice work n130 and everyone else who kicked a rhyme
yo i just might bust that ass with my poems
see these kids can't multitask like iPhones
but i'm ultra fast like cyclones
spit multi's, stultifying my foes
vocabulary volcano, my eruption ain't quite planned
you try to take flight i'll take light like iceland -
Prez iLL (ADD PREZ) wrote:
You're a beast, I didn't even notice it was like a-z until I read the parenthesis.actually, battling can decrease energy
failing generally
heavily in jeopardy
kill lazy mumbling
nothing obstructs plummeting
quietly ruining some thin underling
victory wields
xenophobic yellow zeal.(yes i just made this up and yes every successive word starts with the next letter in the alphabet from a to z. and it makes sense :-p)
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yes rip guru
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and thanks
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