🚓👮Ever been arrested?👮🚓
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Also in court twice in last week.... Got a peace bond for the first thing, and just have to pay for the car repairs in the other..n I got the shit kicked outta me, where is the justice?
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mackmech wrote:
Nice really nice how did you do it why the better question1054 days in Texas prison for burning down a judge's house. Google can prove it!
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I almost got put into fed prison for bringing a .50 caliber bullet first day school I lucked out big time three days of out of school suspension
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the border fox wrote:
Hahaha we use to grab all the milk and chocolate milk crates that were delivered to pubs in the early morning on our way home from a big night. I remember waking up one morning with two 3 litre bottles of cream hahahaI got caught robbing bread from the front of a shop b4 it opened, we had sessioned all night and no shops were open but the cafe had its delivery outside so i helped myself, it wasnt worth it, i mean, no butter wtf?
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Just the other week I was walking home from street hockey, and this guy 5 blocks down who hates me comes up and hits me with a hockey stick, so I did epic fighting with my hockey stick. I go out the other day actually and I'm a hero at school!
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7 1/2 years for manufacturing and distribution of crystal. I'm glad those days r over!
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Been on paper since I was 18 yrs old. 18 yrs old miles away from home first time I went to jail in new jersey. Spent a month. Did did 10 months here in dallas. 23 yrs old with 3 felonies. Damn those narcotics!!!! I'm all better now :) should be getting off soon, (2 1/2 yrs early btw) bc I'm fuckin awesome!
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got questioned for a B&E once but i didnt do that one
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
You are God after all. It only makes sense.The law's never been able to catch me. In fact, the government believes I'm dead.
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Never been in trouble with the law. In fact I work for the police department. I must say that at least my station the police officers are some of the worst and least respectful people I've ever met. Pretty ironic.
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Got caught scrapping in town by the '50'... Me and my associates were told to leave the area and got hit with the battens on my arse by the serious looking officers... Slightly intoxicated I laughed and said "Haha! Why you smacking me with that big floppy dildo!" He proceeded to swing and we eventually left feeling a moral victory... Needless to say when I woke up I found out I wouldn't be sitting down properly for a whole week, Fail. 🙍
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Bent cops want me dead.
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Tiger113 wrote:
...and the stupid stories just keep coming. Dude, seriously, we've all done dumb stuff, so unless you've been arrested for murder or something, please stop.I slapped a jerk at an amusement park!
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Kidnapp once. robbery, break in and entery. and a few possession charges. Drug dealers used to be my best meal of the day :) I prefer pasta now tho;) never looked back. ha
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Yup LA COUNTY and in FRESNO.. Fucc FRESNO.!!!!!!!
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MASTERog wrote:
FU*K THE POOLICE!!! Lol I had to do itYup LA COUNTY and in FRESNO.. Fucc FRESNO.!!!!!!!
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MASTERog wrote:
Yup LA COUNTY and in FRESNO.. Fucc FRESNO.!!!!!!!
Didn't make friends with them Bulldogs?
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Got arrested cops came into my house to get me a year ago but that's the only time i got with into the law
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Wait... ummmmm are you referring to "RED"?The law's never been able to catch me. In fact, the government believes I'm dead.
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Plenty of times.. just got released n hada check turfwar
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Let's see.... I was hanging out with my friends and they told us to go away cause we r only 12 and were havin 2 much fun. Found a way onto our town roofs was Paurkoring. 4 all the know my parents never even were born. My name is chuck Norris and I kick peoples ass 4 a livin!!!!!
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
And the public believe ur "Red"The law's never been able to catch me. In fact, the government believes I'm dead.
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tonytlj wrote:
👍👍 My stomach had the rumblies,Chucklebottom wrote:
CaaaarrrrlllllllllLil big shot wrote:
Did u eat his hands??I stabbed a home invader 32 times with a four inch switch blade
That only hands could satisfy. -
Haha was in a police chase once, was deliverin pizza's with a friend and he forgot his glasses so i was driving, saw the police and they started chasing us, i was driving a opel/vauxhall corsa 1200cc i think, a wheelbarrow of a motor! Got away from the law and jumped out, told my mate to start messing about wit his bird and I ran back to me gaf, and tgen across the city. Was choppers and paddy wagons all over the main roads. But didnt get caught so probably should delete this but it took ages to write, the end
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