Turf wars song

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🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Dec 29, 2011

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Turf Wars
We make you punch codes
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are capped.
But there's no sense crying every turf they take.
You just keep on punching until your thumbs break.
And you'll never be done.
Isn't punching so fun?
For the people who are still online!
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you stole my turf.
And ER'd me!
And tore my turf to pieces!
And sold every piece to the don.
As it sold it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now nick works so hard to make this game fine.
And he fixed bren guns
So Belial won't whine
So I'm GLaD. I got capped
All that money was tapped
for the people who are still online.
Go ahead and ER me
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Mystery or Bella
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this turf is great.
It's so thoughtfully placed
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Dec 29, 2011

Look at me still talking
when there's Punching to do.
When I look at your mob, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Nick has experiments to run.
There are updates to be done.
For the people who are still online.
And believe me I am still online.
I'm punching codes and I'm still online.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still online.
While you're capping I'll be still online.
And when you're reset I will be still online.
STILL ONLINE (x2)
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Dec 29, 2011

Yes it is a parody of still alive
✙Baron✙ Dec 29, 2011

badbean wrote:
Yes it is a parody of still alive

Lemme bump an oldie.
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Dec 29, 2011

✙Baron✙ wrote:
badbean wrote:
Yes it is a parody of still alive

Lemme bump an oldie.
His is better 😭
🔥Add MOOB🔥 Dec 29, 2011

That's really good!!!
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Dec 29, 2011

I'm waiting for an ER from Belial though 😁
Fuzzywig Dec 29, 2011

Good
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Dec 29, 2011

If anyone gives me suggestions I'll turf wars parody another song
Add Wars Dec 29, 2011

What happened with belial and bren guns
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Dec 29, 2011

Parody of around the world
Cap all the turf(x9000 times)
Done
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Dec 29, 2011

How did nick "fix" the Bren situation?
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Dec 29, 2011

He lowered the loot % do they are much harder to get now
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Dec 29, 2011

Any song suggestions?
༺ངའོཾཥབ༜ཀཇxོཾན༻ Dec 29, 2011

They still seem easy to get. Got 70 yesterday
👿Belial Dec 29, 2011

badbean wrote:
I'm waiting for an ER from Belial though 😁

Saw it. No worries. It takes more than that to make me angry