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• [GoG] Apr 21, 2010

  A lot of savants beat lack of technology.
•  mama tek Apr 21, 2010

  alzheimers beats savants.
• painkiller Apr 21, 2010

  Video camera beats alzheimers
• Corn(Add corn) Apr 21, 2010

  High definition camera beats your video camera
• Fat Basterd Apr 21, 2010

  Student filmmaker ruins HD camera
•  mama tek Apr 21, 2010

  pornography obsession beats student filmmaker.
• ecrusher Apr 21, 2010

  Death beats all students
• Fat Basterd Apr 21, 2010

  Reincarnation beats death
• Don Petito Apr 21, 2010

  Chuck Norris Beats everyone & everything
• Angel of Blades Apr 21, 2010

  Don Petito wrote:

  Chuck Norris Beats everyone & everything
  

  please read rules before posting.

  Decomposition beats reincarnation(can't reanimate cells when their too degraded)
• Gray Mane Apr 21, 2010

  Freezer beats decomp...
• Fat Basterd Apr 22, 2010

  Door left open beats freezer.
• ecrusher Apr 22, 2010

  Unplugged frezzer beats frizzin
•  mama tek Apr 22, 2010

  the stink of a warmed over freezer alerting the unit's owner of it's unpowered state beats unplugged freezer.
• guitarman Apr 22, 2010

  Refriderator explsions beats what you said
• Gray Mane Apr 22, 2010

  The owner had spider sense so he dodged the blast...
• painkiller Apr 22, 2010

  Newspaper sqaushes spider sense
• La jacko(reset) Apr 22, 2010

  Nuke beats all
• BullyMan Apr 22, 2010

  Crafty Asian beats nuke.
• Fat Basterd Apr 22, 2010

  Sweatshops beat crafty Asian.
• Devilius Apr 22, 2010

  Unhappy customers beat sweatshops
• Angel of Blades Apr 22, 2010

  Quality Service beats Unhappy Customer
• Red Rhys Apr 22, 2010

  Punch in the face beats unhappy customer
• Angel of Blades Apr 22, 2010

  Red Rhys wrote:

  Punch in the face beats unhappy customer
  

  a bit late there buddy
• [GoG] Apr 22, 2010

  Uncaring Employee beats quality service.
• guitarman Apr 22, 2010

  Manager beats uncaring employee
• Fat Basterd Apr 22, 2010

  Corporate red tape beats managers.
• Johnny O 💃 Apr 22, 2010

  a mid 30s Finance God beats Corporate red tape.
• Mystery Apr 22, 2010

  The IRS catching the finance god in tax evasion beats the finance god (and sends him to jail.)
• Johnny O 💃 Apr 23, 2010

  Computer virus beats IRS
  (also screws up jail so finance God gets released and lives off his carribean bank account on a small island filled with young red heads, and he claims the island on turf wars)

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