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• 🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Mar 24, 2017

  CΔPTΔIΠ💔SHΣΣΠ wrote:

  Ese Santos wrote:

  pugshark wrote:

  A jackhammer beats deposition.
  

  Ur wife

  Chris brown beats your wife

  A real man beats Chris Brown
• ℒꙩຣཇя Mar 24, 2017

  A daughter beats a real man
• ЯØ|\|||\|︻╦╤─✭ Mar 25, 2017

  ⌖ℒ☠Ꭶℰℜ⌖ wrote:

  A daughter beats a real man
  

  Radiation beats the daughter
• ChaosOfThe4 Mar 28, 2017

  Nuclear reactor chamber beats radiation (It contains it)
• Lord R. Rahl Mar 28, 2017

  ChaosOfThe4 wrote:

  Nuclear reactor chamber beats radiation (It contains it)
  

  Tsunami beats nuclear reactor chamber.
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Mar 28, 2017

  Heartbreak Kid💔 wrote:

  ChaosOfThe4 wrote:

  Nuclear reactor chamber beats radiation (It contains it)
  

  Tsunami beats nuclear reactor chamber.

  Damn.

  Also, a storm drain beats a tsunami.
• pugshark Mar 28, 2017

  Ninja turtles beat storm drains.
• ЯØ|\|||\|︻╦╤─✭ Mar 28, 2017

  pugshark wrote:

  Ninja turtles beat storm drains.
  

  Michael bay beats the ninja turtles
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Mar 28, 2017

  Bacon beats Michael Bay (He's Jewish)
• Lord R. Rahl Mar 28, 2017

  ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ wrote:

  Bacon beats Michael Bay (He's Jewish)
  

  Swamp Donkey beats bacon, or beats his meat. Either way he wins.
• ༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Mar 28, 2017

  Liberal ignorance beats SwampDonkey. He doesn't have that kind of patience.
• fizzyfuzzy May 4, 2023

  This post beats reply records
• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 May 4, 2023

  Shaving razor beat fizzy fuzzy
• iEatPearsNShit May 4, 2023

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  Should trans people be allowed in high school bathrooms of the gender of which they weren’t born?
  

  Chromosomes beat the trans
• Derp Wars May 4, 2023

  Ionizing radiation beats chromosomes
• Slimy_Jim May 4, 2023

  fizzyfuzzy wrote:

  This post beats reply records
  

  For now it does
• 〓∞Persephone∞〓 May 4, 2023

  Now it does not
• ✌︎𝙺𝙰𝙻𝙸♡𝙱𝙾𝚃✌︎ May 5, 2023

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  Car bombs beat the next person who replies to this stupid ass thread.
  

  😏
• Dipshit1 May 18, 2023

  ★My magic dream cloud beats everyone!!★
• iEatPearsNShit May 18, 2023

  Dipshit1 wrote:

  ★My magic dream cloud beats everyone!!★
  

  My foul fart cloud sucks the magic out of anything. Sorry bud!
• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 May 18, 2023

  𑙃✺≛ϻαπїԍαπ≛✺𑙃 wrote:

  Dipshit1 wrote:

  ★My magic dream cloud beats everyone!!★
  

  My foul fart cloud sucks the magic out of anything. Sorry bud!

  My deodorant beats your farts
• ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 May 18, 2023

  ☠︎🅑🅐🅘🅒☠︎ⓀⒶⓁⒾ☠︎ wrote:

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  Car bombs beat the next person who replies to this stupid ass thread.
  

  😏

  Then I get messages…. But why would you attack/car bomb me? Like I didn’t make clear what I was going to do 😂
• AndrewEWiggin1 May 18, 2023

  British beat car bombs
• AndrewEWiggin1 May 18, 2023

  ☠︎🅑🅐🅘🅒☠︎ⓀⒶⓁⒾ☠︎ wrote:

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  Car bombs beat the next person who replies to this stupid ass thread.
  

  😏

  Yeah he hit me too
• Lord R. Rahl Jan 8, 2025

  AndrewEWiggin1 wrote:

  British beat car bombs
  

  The Americans beat the British.
• ЯØ|\|||\|︻╦╤─✭ Jan 8, 2025

  Lord R. Rahl wrote:

  AndrewEWiggin1 wrote:

  British beat car bombs
  

  The Americans beat the British.

  Obesity beats the Americans
• 𝔅𝔯𝔞𝔡☦︎𝔥𝔢𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔨𝔢𝔫 Jan 8, 2025

  Tapeworms beat obesity
• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Jan 8, 2025

  𝔅𝔯𝔞𝔡☦︎𝔥𝔢𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔨𝔢𝔫 wrote:

  Tapeworms beat obesity
  

  Praziquantel beats tapeworms
• DC ONE Jan 8, 2025

  My Mrs beats her husband
• 〓∞Persephone∞〓 Jan 8, 2025

  DC ONE wrote:

  My Mrs beats her husband
  

  Her husband beats Laddie’s meat

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