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• 😠/ HEIL HITLER Apr 18, 2014

  No certain people. A female taking off your shirt beats wearing a shirt
• Eagle101SJTDV Apr 19, 2014

  Open carrying a sidearm (if legal to do so, which i am) beats taking off anyfemales shirt (gets attention (i don't open carry now, but am a CCW)).
• KnifeMass Apr 19, 2014

  Rifle kills eagle
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Apr 20, 2014

  Eagle101SJTDV wrote:

  Open carrying a sidearm (if legal to do so, which i am) beats taking off anyfemales shirt (gets attention (i don't open carry now, but am a CCW)).
  

  Being operator as fuck beats...
• Eagle101SJTDV Apr 20, 2014

  KnifeMass wrote:

  Rifle kills eagle
  

  Laws against killing Eagles beats rifle.
• Eagle101SJTDV Apr 20, 2014

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  Eagle101SJTDV wrote:

  Open carrying a sidearm (if legal to do so, which i am) beats taking off anyfemales shirt (gets attention (i don't open carry now, but am a CCW)).
  

  Being operator as fuck beats...

  Any good operator is a almost unstopable force. Like Instructor Zero with Spartan360.
• KnifeMass Apr 20, 2014

  Eagle101SJTDV wrote:

  KnifeMass wrote:

  Rifle kills eagle
  

  Laws against killing Eagles beats rifle.

  Law breaker beats law
• ⁋༑༱ྀ࿔ི⚡ཀ₳₦ⅈѦ☪🔥 Apr 20, 2014

  top security prison beats law breaker.
  (couldn't law also beat law breaker)
• KnifeMass Apr 21, 2014

  Riot beats top security prison.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Apr 21, 2014

  I beat a prison riot with my Nuclear weapon made by Jesus and Chuck Norris.
• ⁋༑༱ྀ࿔ི⚡ཀ₳₦ⅈѦ☪🔥 Apr 21, 2014

  being to close to the nuke blast radius beats you
• FreeBaconTacos Apr 21, 2014

  Fallout shelter beats being close to the nuke
• NoLifePN Apr 21, 2014

  Reality beats fallout Shelter
• KnifeMass Apr 21, 2014

  Imagination beats reality
• NoLifePN Apr 21, 2014

  Imagination off switch (adventure time) beats imagination
• boss ante Apr 21, 2014

  Light switch beats imaginary off switch as it has a purpose.
• Samuly1 Apr 22, 2014

  Stupid electricians break the light switch while trying to fix the microwave
• ⁋༑༱ྀ࿔ི⚡ཀ₳₦ⅈѦ☪🔥 Apr 22, 2014

  being electrocuted because of their own faulty wiring beats stupid electricians.
• 💨HotShit🔥💩💨 Apr 24, 2014

  Being electrocuted brings Frankenstien's Monster to life.
• KnifeMass Apr 24, 2014

  Chuck Norris' round kick beats Frankinstein.
• King of Chaos Apr 24, 2014

  Arthritis beats chuck Norris' roundhouse... (He's almost 80)
• emptygrave Apr 24, 2014

  Bionic suit beats arthritis
• ࿈ ᏩᏞᎪᎠᏐᎪᎢᏫᎡ ࿈ Apr 24, 2014

  EMP beats bionic
• ⁋༑༱ྀ࿔ི⚡ཀ₳₦ⅈѦ☪🔥 Apr 25, 2014

  non electronic machine beats EMP
• King of Chaos Apr 25, 2014

  Industrial revolution beats non-electric items.
• NoLifePN Apr 25, 2014

  Pollution beats industrial revolution
• King of Chaos Apr 25, 2014

  Air Filtration systems beat pollution.
• emptygrave Apr 25, 2014

  Spontaneous combustion beats air filtration.
• NoLifePN Apr 25, 2014

  Water beats spontaneous combustion
• ⁋༑༱ྀ࿔ི⚡ཀ₳₦ⅈѦ☪🔥 Apr 26, 2014

  Electrolysis beats water

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