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Fat kid clogging chocolate pipeline beats wonks factory
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Toilet plunger thingie unclogs pipe
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Consumption of an entire cow prior to using the commode beats toilet plunger.
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Pork beats beef.
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Bacon beats pork 🐷
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Vegetarians beat bacon
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Vegan beats vegetarian
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Living a long, miserable life beats being a vegan.
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Living life to the fullest beats 👆
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Getting AIDS beats👆
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Abstinence beats ^
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A bit of the ol' in out, in out beats abstinence.
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A bit of the ol' moldy cheese beats👆
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moldy cheese into blue cheese dressing ^
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Ranch dressing!!!!! ^
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Goin' down ta thah ranch
Gonna catch me a bufflo
Ridin' down past thah cactus
Gonna say "Yee haw!"...beats ranch dressing
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Sddnly udnrstandg yur batshit craazy beets ^^
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Telling you that actually I'm kangaroo-shit crazy beats 👆
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Telling you I'm not crazy beats ^
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I pooped my pants
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Having a change of cloths beats pooping the pants
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Realizing you wore that change of cloths 3 days ago and your dog peed on them beats the fresh change of cloths
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Realizing its not your dog's pee but your own pee beats 👆
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Realizing it's someone else's pee beats ^
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Bladder control beats^
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Excessive alcohol beats bladder control
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Sex beats👆👆👆
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Being alone all weekend beats ^
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Having friends beats ^
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Saying crap and losing friends beats friends
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