11⃣ Up⬆
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Lawyers beat convincing
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Getting the sack beats lawyers
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Losing the sack beats getting the sack.
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Buying a new sack beats losing the sack
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Sometimes I poop in people's toilet tank. Later, their entire bathroom smells like my poop and people don't know why. True story.
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I don't know how to respond to that👆
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Having a bigger brain beats not knowing how to respond
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Being a T-Rex beats having a bigger brain.
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🌏🌑💥 beats T. rex
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Lol I've broken this chain like 10 times. This whole post is a giant failure.
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NASA beats 🌏🌑💥
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Alien invaders which blow up the NASA spaceships with their lasers beats NASA.
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Predator beats aliens
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🍰 beats 🚽
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I beat off.
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Having consensual sex with another human being instead of your hands beats Hillbilly's beating off
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Guy beating off slips on Juice (not his own more like fruit punch) and dies
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Oh no this post is dying its on the second page now!
That sucks lets start it back up!
I'll start with water beats fire. -
Lil' Al Dwayne wrote:
This post has died many times. I used to level people's turf who brought it back to the first page. Maybe I'll start again.Oh no this post is dying its on the second page now!
That sucks lets start it back up!
I'll start with water beats fire. -
Earth beats water
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Water beats Earth (Pokèmon!!!)
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Coldness freezes water
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Yer maw beats coldness cos she is HAWT
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The universe beats yer maw.
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Massive black hole bets the universe
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Antimatter reversal generator machine thingy beats ^
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And/or massive dick beats massive black hole
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Scissors defeat big dick.
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Pronouncing 'scissors' with a hard 'C' so that it sounds like 'Skissors' beats scissors.
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Learning to speak proper English beats^^
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