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• Guywithagun72 Sep 19, 2012

  Being laid off beats security guard
• Eric. Sep 19, 2012

  More jobs beats being laid off
• Brad Lovegrove Sep 19, 2012

  Robots replacing workers beats more jobs
• Visɧɓuɱe Sep 19, 2012

  Short circuits and consequent power outs defeat robots.
• Sgt Mayday Sep 19, 2012

  Good electricians beat power outage.
• Visɧɓuɱe Sep 19, 2012

  Crazed loon kills electricians as they chomp on jam sandwiches.
• Ғųℵƙψ ☣ ℐøƙヨƦ Sep 19, 2012

  vishbume wrote:

  Crazed loon kills electricians as they chomp on jam sandwiches.
  

  Jam contaminated poison beats crazed loon
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Sep 19, 2012

  Hired taste tester beats poison contaminated jam.
• Visɧɓuɱe Sep 19, 2012

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  Hired taste tester beats poison contaminated jam.
  

  Hairy wrestler son of electrician clothes-lines and breaks tester's neck out of revenge.
• Guywithagun72 Sep 19, 2012

  Tranquilizer dart beats wrestler
• Eric. Sep 19, 2012

  Filled with water beats tranquilizer dart
• Guywithagun72 Sep 19, 2012

  Desert beats water
• Eric. Sep 19, 2012

  Severe rainstorms that happen once in a long time that completely floods a desert beats desert
• Visɧɓuɱe Sep 19, 2012

  Eric's diseased brain conjures up images of rainstorms.Thus,warped imagination beats fictitious rainstorms.
• Guywithagun72 Sep 20, 2012

  Clinic beats warped imagination
• Eric. Sep 20, 2012

  Insane asylum beats clinic
• OttoNorse Sep 20, 2012

  Lithium beats insane asylum
•  mama tek Sep 20, 2012

  mental hygiene beats insane asylum.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Sep 20, 2012

  Bath salts beat mental hygiene.
• ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл Sep 20, 2012

  Face transplants beat bath salts😷
• ✖₳ɠⅇŋƬ ℱ₳¢ℓøŋ✖ Sep 20, 2012

  Disaster in the O.R. Beats face translate
• Eric. Sep 21, 2012

  Smart doctors beats disaster inthe O.R.
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Sep 21, 2012

  Senior citizen driving a Chevy Silverado who misses the red light beats smart doctors who waited for the pedestrian walk light.
• ⁋༑༱ྀ࿔ི⚡ཀ₳₦ⅈѦ☪🔥 Sep 21, 2012

  Retirement home beats ^^
• IG-100 Sep 21, 2012

  Family beats⬆
• Visɧɓuɱe Sep 21, 2012

  Alcohol destroys family.
• Eric. Sep 21, 2012

  Rehab beats alchohol
• N-man 78 Sep 22, 2012

  Living in the sewers beats rehab.(no one can find you and bring you to rehab)
• IG-100 Sep 22, 2012

  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  Beats⬆
• N-man 78 Sep 22, 2012

  Not enough pizza beats☝

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