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Playing Turf Wars beats^^^
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Working long shifts at the sawmill beats playing TW - aw dammit the boss is coming, gotta run! 👋🏃💨
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Having friends over beats working long shifts at the sawmill
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Having no friends beats having friends over
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Making friends beats having no friends
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Having no vocal cords, ears, or eyes beats making friends
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Having vocal cords, ears, or eyes beats^^^^
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Being a superhuman beats^^^
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Being a superALIEN beats ^^
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Being genocidal (wiping out alien race) beats alien
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Allied forces beat being genocidal (hilter)
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Carbon sequestering beats global warming.
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Carbon leak beats sequestering
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Tax evasion beats taxes
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'collectors' beats tax evasion
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Job cuts beat collectors
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Good economy beats job cuts
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Corrupt government beats^^^
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Good government, beats👆
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Socialist Obama beats good government (He disregards constitution)
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U.S. Beats communism/Dictatorism
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China launching nukes at US beats US
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Lord Jobo wrote:
reading first post beats nukesChina launching nukes at US beats US
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Being illeterate beats reading first post (because you cant read it)
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Literate people outread the illiterate people.
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Lack of eyes beat litirate people
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Lol. That is all. I win :)
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The Nomad wrote:
Restoring vision beats ^^^Lack of eyes beat litirate people
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Hmmm...hard to restore vision without eyes, bu okay.......
Upgrading to sonar beats restoring vision.
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*but
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