FRESH PRINCE OF TURF WARS
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NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY WIFE FLIPPED, HER SMILE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
WHEN I TOOK A MINUTE TO VISIT THE APP STORE
NOW I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PREZ OF A GAME CALLED TURF WARSIN NEW YORK, BORN AND RAISED
ON MY TURFS THAT I BUILT WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
ATTACKIN WHILE PACKIN AND MAXING MY TOOLS
AND SHOOTING SOME RPGS OUTSIDE AT SOME FOOLS
WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS, THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
I GOT IN FIFTY LITTLE FIGHTS AND MY WIFE GOT SCARED
AND SAID "I'M DOWNLOADING TURFWARS APP AND BUILDING TURF FOR YOU HERE"MY MISSION FOR LEVEL 100 CAME SO NEAR
THEN V SAID 'YO I'M HIGHER' AND I STARTED TO CARE
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY I SHOULD'VE DISAPPEARED
BUT I THOUGHT, 'NAW I'M RICH BITCH, I'M BACK FOR YOU QUEERS!'I PULLED UP TO MY HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT
AND MY WIFE YELLED "HELP ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE"
LOOKED AT THE KINGDOM AND MADE DOUBLY SURE
THAT I HAD ENOUGH MOB TO TAKE OVER TURF WARS -
Classic!
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Lol thatwas pretty cool.
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Lmao!! Awesome adaptation, this brings back memories!
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…….………you…have far too much time my dear friend; but I like it so…good job👍
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that.... was incredible!!!!!! Inspiring
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FAR TOO MUCH TIME? HOMEY I COULD WRITE A RHYME IN THE TIME IT TAKES YOU WHINE ABOUT HOW I TAKE TOO MUCH TIME SO BREAK OFF YOUR MIND A PIECE OF THESE LINES, GET ELOQUENT, I'M THE PRESIDENT, THIS IS INTELLIGENT DESIGN, YOU FELLAS GET IN LINE HOMEY I'M NEVER UNDEFINED I'M IN THE DICTIONARY NEXT TO "BETTER THAN YOU GUYS"
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Hey prez, do nightmare on my turf next!
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this shit is easy for me for the record, angel. takes me mere seconds or a minute to write this shit.
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Some needs to hire Willie smith to rap this
pretty funny Prez👍
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Awesome job prez
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Prez iLL (ADD PREZ) wrote:
once again…Good job👍FAR TOO MUCH TIME? HOMEY I COULD WRITE A RHYME IN THE TIME IT TAKES YOU WHINE ABOUT HOW I TAKE TOO MUCH TIME SO BREAK OFF YOUR MIND A PIECE OF THESE LINES, GET ELOQUENT, I'M THE PRESIDENT, THIS IS INTELLIGENT DESIGN, YOU FELLAS GET IN LINE HOMEY I'M NEVER UNDEFINED I'M IN THE DICTIONARY NEXT TO "BETTER THAN YOU GUYS"
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~Matt~ wrote:
Hey prez, do nightmare on my turf next!
i'm not familiar with the song if there is one you're referring to
i'm a rap expert and that stuff comes easy to me. angel, if anything definitely make fun of the fact that on friday night i have literally nothing better to do :-)
this whole 'wait a few minutes and try your post again' crap is killin me. i type 120 words a minute with 0 errors and think faster. arggghhhhh
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Prez iLL (ADD PREZ) wrote:
Will Smith...Nightmare on My Street? Wasn't it on the same album? (no I never owned it)~Matt~ wrote:
Hey prez, do nightmare on my turf next!
i'm not familiar with the song if there is one you're referring to
i'm a rap expert and that stuff comes easy to me. angel, if anything definitely make fun of the fact that on friday night i have literally nothing better to do :-)
this whole 'wait a few minutes and try your post again' crap is killin me. i type 120 words a minute with 0 errors and think faster. arggghhhhh
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It was a nightmare on elm street parady he did in the 80s
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Yes! Philly Style! Jam on!
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Clap clap clap!!👏
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Best post of all times! Let this thread never die. Nick please sticky this!
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LOL i'm bored. to Black Rob's "Whoa". :-)
DISCLAIMER: i never had a problem with and don't have a problem with thuglife and he knows this. he even asks me to join his vendetta sometimes though i respectfully decline. so the following is all jokes. don't get butthurt!
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YO I'M GETTING READY TO PUT YOU ONTO SOMETHIN, MAN
YO WHEN YOU SEE SOME NEWBIE GET CAPPED, THAT SHIT IS THUG
NAHMEAN? THAT SHIT IS THUG
ANYTHING YOU SEEN IS THUG
HOMEY GOT A BIG 84 TURF AT THE CURB, THAT'S THUG
ESPECIALLY IF HE GOT THE FULLY EQUIPPED DEFENSE UPGRADES ON IT, THAT'S THUGI HAD THIS TURF UPTOWN LIKE THUG!
HAD TO BURN THE CITY DOWN LIKE THUG!
BOUGHT THE BITCH GUARDS AND A NEST LIKE THUG!
SHOULDA SEEN THEM SHITS DEFENDING IT LIKE THUG!
NOW MONEY AIN'T A PROBLEM SEE MY MONEY'S LIKE THUG!
PULLED OUT MY BANKROLL ON YOU MOBSTAS LIKE THUG!
FLOSS THE CAPPED TURF FROM THE ROAD LIKE THUG!
HATERS WANNA PEEP MY CHEAT SCRIPT CODES LIKE THUG!
HAD TO TEAR DOWN MY TURFS ON YOU BITCHES LIKE THUG!
MY TURFS GETTING VENDETTA'D ON ME LIKE THUG!
BETTER HEAD BACK TO QUEBEC LIKE THUG!
FRONTIN LIKE THEY MIGHT GET AHEAD LIKE THUG!
NO LOVE, I PITCH IDEAS LIKE I SOLD DRUGS,
LIVE LIFE IN THE PUBLIC LANE, ASKING NEW MOBS FOR HUGS, LIKE THUG! -
🎤😺👍❕
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Wt ???
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Write one of these for everyone!!
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💙❤可愛小喵子❤💙 wrote:
Wt ???
sry these will go over your head if you're not one or more of the following:
1) likes rap
2) is old enough to have listened to rap in the late 90's
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Cool! U better copyright it!!!
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Like woah...
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
Write one of these for everyone!!
lol my motivation is gone at the moment b/c of all this attention and praise (sarcasm...OR IS IT) but i did think it would be particularly hilarious if i did a parody rhyme along the lines of some classics like "i wanna fuck r&b bitches" by biggie or "girls, girls, girls" by jay-z.
except the whole song would involve mobsters who used the word "Don" in their name
you know like
"i had this bad bitch named don veal, he made me a hot meal,
i had this chick don jasperoni, her head was mad nice but her cooking was mad bologna (that's you spell 'baloney', you hoes)"etc.
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Prez iLL (ADD PREZ) wrote:
I would appreciate it if I wasn't a hoe. That's all. Lol.Don Jasperoni wrote:
Write one of these for everyone!!
lol my motivation is gone at the moment b/c of all this attention and praise (sarcasm...OR IS IT) but i did think it would be particularly hilarious if i did a parody rhyme along the lines of some classics like "i wanna fuck r&b bitches" by biggie or "girls, girls, girls" by jay-z.
except the whole song would involve mobsters who used the word "Don" in their name
you know like
"i had this bad bitch named don veal, he made me a hot meal,
i had this chick don jasperoni, her head was mad nice but her cooking was mad bologna (that's you spell 'baloney', you hoes)"etc.
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My hero.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
oh thanks bella. 😜My hero.
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
I think she means prez…BellaItaliana wrote:
oh thanks bella. 😜My hero.
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