Worst Christmas memories?
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Post your worst/funniest/weirdest Christmas memories here
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Mines was when santa walked in drunk and fell down the stairs
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Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia December 25th 1974. An angry girl named cyclone Tracy came to visit.
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Once I got sick for Christmas, which sucked
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1983. Huge ice storm. We were all basically "frozen in" with no water (pipes frozen, etc.) 'cause that sorta thing doesn't happen down here in TX, right? Things being what they were we also lost power. House FULL of people and we were hauling barrels full of water up from the lake to flush toilets, etc. But the real memory is that my Gma bought us all sweat suits--those 1980's wind suit thingies. And, well, we couldn't really do laundry or bathe properly (lake water, ew) and we only packed for a short time but ended up having to stay longer. I still remember that sweat suit. Purple/pink. And slightly terrifying. The guys got reg sweats. That whole week is etched in my brain.
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This Christmas. 12 hour drive to winter park.
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My worst xmas memory is every bloody one of them I've had the misfortune of living through.... Bah humbug!!
😃👍
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The year all I got was a box of rice krispies, which I don't even like, and watching my siblings open up presents of toys and clothes.
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I know how it feels to be disappointed.
When I was seven years old. No! Eight.
All I wanted for Christmas was a new, red bicycle.
My favorite Uncle. Uncle Alfresco,
Swore to me that he would buy me that bicycle.
I counted the days ’til Christmas.
5 o’clock, Christmas morning.
I run downstairs and look under the tree.What do I find?
Uncle Alfresco.Dead.
On the floor.
Shot through the back of the head.
Plus, no bicycle.
It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels.
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Ouch... Sorry. Well mine was when I was around six and I was running down the steps and I fell cause their isn't a railing. I fell right on my face and I went to the ER and my nose has been messed up ever since. Now people call me "crackle".
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Good Old' Jimmy wrote:
Do you have friends named snap and pop?Ouch... Sorry. Well mine was when I was around six and I was running down the steps and I fell cause their isn't a railing. I fell right on my face and I went to the ER and my nose has been messed up ever since. Now people call me "crackle".
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Moshpit wrote:
^LOLGood Old' Jimmy wrote:
Do you have friends named snap and pop?Ouch... Sorry. Well mine was when I was around six and I was running down the steps and I fell cause their isn't a railing. I fell right on my face and I went to the ER and my nose has been messed up ever since. Now people call me "crackle".
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Samuly wrote:
My tradition of getting sick the day after Christmas still continued I puked 17 timesOnce I got sick for Christmas, which sucked
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My worst was 2009 woke up at 6 and did CPR on my mom till 645 when EMS showed and pronounced her her dead
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Oh man, I thought my X-Mas story was gonna be bad until I read Brown Note's and Randy's posts. I'm very sorry for both of your losses. Terrible.
My worst is an X-Mas eve party, which I didn't know was also a parole party for a few guys. The party erupted into a huge brawl, and I ended up with nerve damage in the side of my face. I spent X-Mas answering, "What happened!?" My face was all swollen up.
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Brown🎵Note wrote:
You know... You shouldnt hang outmin the frozen food section because your so hot, you could melt all dis stuff.I know how it feels to be disappointed.
When I was seven years old. No! Eight.
All I wanted for Christmas was a new, red bicycle.
My favorite Uncle. Uncle Alfresco,
Swore to me that he would buy me that bicycle.
I counted the days ’til Christmas.
5 o’clock, Christmas morning.
I run downstairs and look under the tree.What do I find?
Uncle Alfresco.Dead.
On the floor.
Shot through the back of the head.
Plus, no bicycle.
It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels.
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