Just heard the best pickup line ever
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I was watching a cartoon with my son and one of the male characters told a female character " I sure hope your a bag of trash ,because I want to take you out this Wednesday " I thought it was funny anyway
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Wat cartoon?
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Kick buttowski
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travdog70 wrote:
Lol i watch that cartoon with my son too.Kick buttowski
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Who said it?
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
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The HoneyBadger wrote:
Randomness...........How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
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The heavy set blonde kid
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Oh, Gunther
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Samuly wrote:
It's a pick up line...The HoneyBadger wrote:
Randomness...........How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
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The HoneyBadger wrote:
Not a good oneSamuly wrote:
It's a pick up line...The HoneyBadger wrote:
Randomness...........How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
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The HoneyBadger wrote:
Samuly wrote:
The HoneyBadger wrote:
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the iceRandomness...........
It's a pick up line...
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Samuly wrote:
I never said it was goodThe HoneyBadger wrote:
Not a good oneSamuly wrote:
It's a pick up line...The HoneyBadger wrote:
Randomness...........How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
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Your outfit would look great crumpled up in a little pile on my floor.
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Did the water just get warmer or is it just me?
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The HoneyBadger wrote:
Cricket.... Cricket.... GET OFF THE STAGE!Did the water just get warmer or is it just me?
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Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away...
It's stupid, and I doubt it would work (doh), but it's funny lol
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Are you from Ireland? Cuz when I saw you my penis was Dublin
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best call an electrician because i just felt a spark between us.
whats messy and smells of sex?
my bedroom in the morning -
༄DeathRow🔱 wrote:
Haha that's awesome.Are you from Ireland? Cuz when I saw you my penis was Dublin
"are you from tennessee? Cool didn't think so because you are cute" -
The HoneyBadger wrote:
Mmmmmmmm... I can't WAIT to put this inside me!How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Ikr this dude has been all over the fourms teh past few dayzThe HoneyBadger wrote:
Cricket.... Cricket.... GET OFF THE STAGE!Did the water just get warmer or is it just me?
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travdog70 wrote:
Lol I love that oneI was watching a cartoon with my son and one of the male characters told a female character " I sure hope your a bag of trash ,because I want to take you out this Wednesday " I thought it was funny anyway
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Is it a prerequisite to be both beautiful and gorgeous ,setting next to me or did this just happen by chance?
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Are u a parking ticket cause u've got fine written all over u.
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That ass must be made of jelly cause jam don't shake like that
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Samuly wrote:
Ive hear that won to but it ends with saying, hi my name is __ it's nice to meet uThe HoneyBadger wrote:
Randomness...........How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
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Nice legs what time do they open
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The police are lookin for a handsome suspect with a 10 inch cock..
Can you hide me ?
😹 I actually got that on my TW wall about a month ago 😹
Still the funniest one i've ever heard 😹 -
El Jazzo wrote:
I have to remember that one...Are u a parking ticket cause u've got fine written all over u.
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