What was your Excuse....

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★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Dec 21, 2011

When you were punching codes in a open atmosphere and got caught?? Where were you, what was you supposed to be doing, who caught you and what was your excuse to get out of it?
Add XXL Dec 21, 2011

Is it seen as a shameful act in your trailer park?
The Greek™ Dec 21, 2011

My Mommy caught me. She said if I kept doing it, it would make me go blind.
Amish Hitman Dec 21, 2011

ha..last night I was at the theater to see the new Sherlock and I found it a tad slow so I got on to punch a few codes and I got called out by my GF and buddies that were with us.
III TROJAN III Dec 21, 2011

I just said its for a iPhone game I play, end of. No one cares what I do with my spare time lol
🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Dec 21, 2011

Amish Hitman wrote:
ha..last night I was at the theater to see the new Sherlock and I found it a tad slow so I got on to punch a few codes and I got called out by my GF and buddies that were with us.

Wow that's hardcore!
★ΛUGUSTINΞ★ Dec 21, 2011

I was entering special matrix codes that establish anti programs for governments around the world. Then I told them I had to kill them.
★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Dec 21, 2011

Add XXL wrote:
Is it seen as a shameful act in your trailer park?

Ok you got me... I was in my wrecked school bus 🚌 in the trailer park cooking meth over a Coleman propane burner in the kitchen and my kid was getting cold, so I took out one of the cardboard windows down to use as a 🔥 starter outside the bus. We gathered branches from a nearby 🌴. We started getting hungy so I went to highway nearby to see if the lunchtime traffic had yielded us some grub. Luckily there was 2 🐰s. While punching codes my meth started boiling over I grabbed the 🍳 and threw it out the window hole where the cardboard once was. The 2 🐰s with redneck spicing made an aroma that attracted the curiosity of some local 👮 officers. They asked what's going on here? I said just punching codes officer... Well they continued 👀 around until they spotted my 🍳 of meth. Well the rest of this story explains itself and the moral of the story is don't multi task while 👊n codes.....
Amish Hitman Dec 21, 2011

/\ That is pure awesome
Add XXL Dec 21, 2011

Brilliant!
saphire Dec 21, 2011

Lol.. Clever
~ Ƒızzøƞɛ ~ Dec 21, 2011

ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ wrote:
Add XXL wrote:
Is it seen as a shameful act in your trailer park?

.... We gathered branches from a nearby 🌴. We started getting hungy so I went to highway nearby to see if the lunchtime traffic had yielded us some grub. Luckily there was 2 🐰s. While punching codes my meth started boiling over I grabbed the 🍳 and threw it out the window hole where the cardboard once was. The 2 🐰s with redneck spicing made an aroma that attracted the curiosity of some local 👮 officers. They asked what's going on here? I said just punching codes officer... Well they continued 👀 around until they spotted my 🍳 of meth. Well the rest of this story explains itself and the moral of the story is don't multi task while 👊n codes.....
Meth comes in eggs now?
〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 Dec 21, 2011

Once somebody asked me what i was doing at work... I told them I was looking for a good strong password and not to look!
Morgan Freeman Dec 22, 2011

₳ʉ₲ʉṣϮḭ₦ê (₳ⓑ€) wrote:
I was entering special matrix codes that establish anti programs for governments around the world. Then I told them I had to kill them.

I said I was entering codes that would give the signal to my army of assassins to kill my enemies and take their place. I threatened that if they told the world I'd leave Justin Bieber, Hanna Montana, and Katy Perry alive. They begged me not to.
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Dec 22, 2011

I used the strong password excuse 😜
T.V.R. Dec 22, 2011

When I take my daughter to her dance classes I sit in a supermarket cafe with codes on my ipad, punching on my ipod. Occasionally people do ask what I'm doing. I reply with :- "I'm an accountant and I have to add all of these numbers."
They always nod and smile as if they knew all along. Funny.
⚪️ Dec 22, 2011

Μr. Dφцχ7 wrote:
Once somebody asked me what i was doing at work... I told them I was looking for a good strong password and not to look!

I like this one. 😄
BellaItaliana Dec 22, 2011

"Ummm...it's math homework."
MK💉Ultra🇺🇸💀🔫 Dec 22, 2011

it never works out. when people seem interested and you start explaining what you're doing with all those numbers, they lose interest about 10 seconds in and realize what a dork you (we) are.