Worst thing that's ever happened to u in school
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Well one time I peeled paint off of a desk and god Saturday detention. Another time we had to sing this song called the dare song which went , D I won't do drugs, A wont have an attitude, R I will respect myself, E I will educate me. So I changed the lyrics to,D I will do drugs, A wot have an attitude, R I will Rape myself, E I will execute me now. Yea I know it is a little psychotic, but anyway they brought a police officer into the school to find out who made up the song and I almost got caught. Lol glad I didnt
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JrMiScHiEf wrote:
So your the kid that started that, jk.Well one time I peeled paint off of a desk and god Saturday detention. Another time we had to sing this song called the dare song which went , D I won't do drugs, A wont have an attitude, R I will respect myself, E I will educate me. So I changed the lyrics to,D I will do drugs, A wot have an attitude, R I will Rape myself, E I will execute me now. Yea I know it is a little psychotic, but anyway they brought a police officer into the school to find out who made up the song and I almost got caught. Lol glad I didnt
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Well let's see I e pissed my pants before but that's cause... I forgot why
lol I've gotten in trouble numerous times never too deep though
in elementry I had my lip ripped on the right side of my upper lips now I have kinda what looks like a swollen lip there but nobody ever notices unless I show them
I was also stabbed with a pencil in my leg by one of my friends. I waited til the end of the day n went home grabbed my small pocket knife n dug out any led that might be inside my leg and a thin layer of whatever it touched -
The worst thing was eating them nasty ass school food.
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The music teacher made me put my banjo in his trumpet pipe!! 😳
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Gothic chick tackled my knee during PE playing basketball and hyperextended it ruining my soccer career lol
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I crapped my pants in 6th grade. We were taking a test and the teacher wouldn't let me leave and I wasn't feeling the greatest. I hurried up and finished my test and started running to the bathroom and didn't make it. It was a terrible day. I walked back to class with my pants filled and had the teacher come outside. She took me to the office and my mom let me stay home. I am just glad no one saw anything. Could have been way more embarrassing than it was.
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jcmitchell5 wrote:
Wow that really sucks it's a good thing ur mom let u stay home, man I woulda punched that teacher in th face👊👊😣😖I crapped my pants in 6th grade. We were taking a test and the teacher wouldn't let me leave and I wasn't feeling the greatest. I hurried up and finished my test and started running to the bathroom and didn't make it. It was a terrible day. I walked back to class with my pants filled and had the teacher come outside. She took me to the office and my mom let me stay home. I am just glad no one saw anything. Could have been way more embarrassing than it was.
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Eating fucking frozen cafeteria food
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Took a piss in the urinal and at the same time it flushed so water shot out and made my whole crotch-area drenched. Looked like I pissed myself but I stayed in the bathroom under the hand dryers for a while then went back to class. Nobody noticed except some random kid that walked in the bathroom haha...fun times.
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I got my left arm dislocated wrestling a girl in a match. I swear she had a thicker beard than me.
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Graduation and joining the workforce.
As much as I bitched about school it was way easier than working for a living.
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Look at my nickname. Nimblefingers. I've probably pick pocketed 20 friends. Good times.
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Im in it rifht noww
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Rolling a spliff in my desk....
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the border fox wrote:
Facepalm 😔✋Rolling a spliff in my desk....
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Amish Hitman wrote:
I always suspected Amish women grew beards. Now I know first hand!I got my left arm dislocated wrestling a girl in a match. I swear she had a thicker beard than me.
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I got in a fight got knocked out woke up after recess went back to class tackles the kid in class beat the crap out of him then got in trouble
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Lit of a smoke bomb in the bathroom
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erm...
bogwashed my friend because we was late(so we didnt get DT).
got suspended.
got pissed and fell over.
was always 2-3 hours late.
always on report.
got threatened with a chair...by a teacher.
allsorts really (:
oh and setthe fire alarm of so i didnt have too do P.E -
G༠།Dཇམ ནཐང༠ཉ wrote:
That's awesome!Lit of a smoke bomb in the bathroom
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Got jumped and had my face kicked in. 36 hours in the ER, 3 reconstructive surgeries and a dude that 8 years later still runs from me! Almost worth it.
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This was rlly embarresing one time i got my shorts and boxers pantsed in front of the whole entire class!
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Got hit in the face by an apple core from across the outside eating area. The core wasn't meant for me, but I was so embarrassed! I beat the holy hell outta that bastard none the less. Also...Spent a year in house for telling my German teacher that I fu*ked his daughter. Didn't even know he had a daughter.
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2nd grade told my teacher she had big boobs
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Lmfao!!!!!
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₳ʉ₲ʉṣϮḭ₦ê (₳ⓑ€) wrote:
Lmfao!!!2nd grade told my teacher she had big boobs
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JrMiScHiEf wrote:
Ya it's do funny to watch people walk in then book the hell outa thereG༠།Dཇམ ནཐང༠ཉ wrote:
That's awesome!Lit of a smoke bomb in the bathroom
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StealthAssassin wrote:
It's true. They took me out of class and called my parents₳ʉ₲ʉṣϮḭ₦ê (₳ⓑ€) wrote:
Lmfao!!!2nd grade told my teacher she had big boobs
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Lol nothing really
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I had this crush on this girl in highschool for 3 years and one day at a school dance I guess she found out u liked her came up to me and started dancing in front of me and I think she grabbed my hand to go up and dance and I just locked up and froze.
Later that year she started dating this guy so I had blown my chance lol
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