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Yo momma so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit!
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Yo momma so fat that she killed ur brother and dad while having you and rolled over on u and made you slow but immortal and then the world ended the first time
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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the elevator she has to go DOWN 🌀🌀🌀
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Your child is so fat he turns around and causes an eclipse.
Your dad has one leg longer than the other. When he walks you call him Hip Hop.
Your old ass mama double parked her ox drawn cart.
Your granny is so crazy she crashed her old funeral.
I saw your fat ass mama chasing the ice cream truck, she tripped and scraped her knee. Then kool-aid started pouring out. -
Your momma is so fat that when she fell on the street nobody was laughing but the street was cracking.
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Yo mama so stupid, she got trapped in a mattress store, and she slept on the floor.
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Yo mamma so ugly. When she joined MySpace everyone moved to Facebook
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YOU wrote:
Yo mommas so fat, when she stepped on a scale, she said " Hey!! That's my phone number!!"
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Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit
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Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of family
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Yo mamma so fat... The last time she saw 90210 was on a SCALE!
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Yo mamma fat she went to the zoo and elephants threw peanuts at her!
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Yo mamma's so fat,the elevator went down instead of up.
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Yo mamma so fat... When she died she broke the stairway to heaven!
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Yo mamma so FAT when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic ocean!
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L'homme en or wrote:
Yo momma's so stupid, even though her phone has autocorrect, she still writes cant instead of can't. (And she writes momma so instead of momma's so.)sharpp wrote:
Yo momma so stupid she cant spell soL'homme en or wrote:
sharpp wrote:
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't spell yoTo mammas so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's!
Yo mammas sp stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
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Nimblefingers wrote:
OK WE FUCKING GET IT!L'homme en or wrote:
Yo momma's so stupid, even though her phone has autocorrect, she still writes cant instead of can't. (And she writes momma so instead of momma's so.)sharpp wrote:
Yo momma so stupid she cant spell soL'homme en or wrote:
sharpp wrote:
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't spell yoTo mammas so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's!
Yo mammas sp stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
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Nimblefingers wrote:
Your mother is so oafish that she is completely unaware of grammarL'homme en or wrote:
Yo momma's so stupid, even though her phone has autocorrect, she still writes cant instead of can't. (And she writes momma so instead of momma's so.)sharpp wrote:
Yo momma so stupid she cant spell soL'homme en or wrote:
sharpp wrote:
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't spell yoTo mammas so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's!
Yo mammas sp stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
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sharpp wrote:
Yo momma's so stupid she didn't realize that you can turn caps offNimblefingers wrote:
OK WE FUCKING GET IT!L'homme en or wrote:
Yo momma's so stupid, even though her phone has autocorrect, she still writes cant instead of can't. (And she writes momma so instead of momma's so.)sharpp wrote:
Yo momma so stupid she cant spell soL'homme en or wrote:
sharpp wrote:
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't spell yoTo mammas so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's!
Yo mammas sp stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
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Yo mommas so stupid she starved to death when she got lost in the grocier store
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Yo mamma so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoked.
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To mamma so fat she's got McDonalds on her speed dial.
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Yo mamma so STUPID... She made an appiontment with DR PEPPER!
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Yo momma's so ugly she make a blind man cry😭😭😭
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to climb MOUNTAIN DEW!
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Yo mummas so fat when u slap her arse u can ride the waves 😹😹😹
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Yo momma's so fat she jumped for joy and they had an earthquake/tsunami in japan
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Yo mama so hairy when she walked into the forest the hunter cried "Big Foot"!
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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the grand canyon
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Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale buzz lightyear popped out and said to infinity and beyond
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