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FłTbÜrGęR3888⃣ Dec 20, 2011

Merry Xmas! 🎅
Morgan Freeman Dec 20, 2011

Yeah. Santa's watching. Watching to learn our weakness', to learn when it's the best time to strike. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…"
GreenManXphile Dec 20, 2011

Morgan Freeman wrote:
Yeah. Santa's watching. Watching to learn our weakness', to learn when it's the best time to strike. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…"

Little does he know... I'm watching him too... And I know he won't be home all night on the 24th-25th...
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Dec 20, 2011

Im jewish
Morgan Freeman Dec 20, 2011

₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Yeah. Santa's watching. Watching to learn our weakness', to learn when it's the best time to strike. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…"

Little does he know... I'm watching him too... And I know he won't be home all night on the 24th-25th...
Since you just posted that, he now knows. Lock your doors and windows, sleep with an assault rifle, and don't fall asleep. Of he's to strong, just kill yourself. It's better than letting him take you back to the north pole with him. He and Mrs. Claus will do things to you…
GreenManXphile Dec 20, 2011

Morgan Freeman wrote:
₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Yeah. Santa's watching. Watching to learn our weakness', to learn when it's the best time to strike. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…"

Little does he know... I'm watching him too... And I know he won't be home all night on the 24th-25th...
Since you just posted that, he now knows. Lock your doors and windows, sleep with an assault rifle, and don't fall asleep. Of he's to strong, just kill yourself. It's better than letting him take you back to the north pole with him. He and Mrs. Claus will do things to you…
Or was I just spreading misinformation?.... I'm ready... I've been planning for a long time... This is the year he falls.... And finally his pot of gold will be mine... Mha.... MAHAHAHAHA!
Morgan Freeman Dec 20, 2011

But what about the Easter Bunny? Santa hires him as a house sitter each year. He lies naked on the pot of gold, C-4 all over him, holding the detonator in one hand and shotgun in the other.
⌖🔥JU℣AT🔥⌖ Dec 20, 2011

Morgan Freeman wrote:
₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Yeah. Santa's watching. Watching to learn our weakness', to learn when it's the best time to strike. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…"

Little does he know... I'm watching him too... And I know he won't be home all night on the 24th-25th...
Since you just posted that, he now knows. Lock your doors and windows, sleep with an assault rifle, and don't fall asleep. Of he's to strong, just kill yourself. It's better than letting him take you back to the north pole with him. He and Mrs. Claus will do things to you…
He's climbin in your windows, snatchin your people up. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. 🎅
Morgan Freeman Dec 20, 2011

Juvat wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Yeah. Santa's watching. Watching to learn our weakness', to learn when it's the best time to strike. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…"

Little does he know... I'm watching him too... And I know he won't be home all night on the 24th-25th...
Since you just posted that, he now knows. Lock your doors and windows, sleep with an assault rifle, and don't fall asleep. Of he's to strong, just kill yourself. It's better than letting him take you back to the north pole with him. He and Mrs. Claus will do things to you…
He's climbin in your windows, snatchin your people up. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. 🎅
Don't bother; he smells fear.
Add XXL Dec 20, 2011

idj wrote:
Im jewish

Then the holiday armadillo is watching you :-)
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ Dec 20, 2011

Add XXL wrote:
idj wrote:
Im jewish

Then the holiday armadillo is watching you :-)
And the candles will catch your house on fire :D
Pancho Paco Dec 20, 2011

Juvat wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
Yeah. Santa's watching. Watching to learn our weakness', to learn when it's the best time to strike. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…"

Little does he know... I'm watching him too... And I know he won't be home all night on the 24th-25th...
Since you just posted that, he now knows. Lock your doors and windows, sleep with an assault rifle, and don't fall asleep. Of he's to strong, just kill yourself. It's better than letting him take you back to the north pole with him. He and Mrs. Claus will do things to you…
He's climbin in your windows, snatchin your people up. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. 🎅
Lmfao but he only goes to ur house if u sleeping
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Dec 20, 2011

nadarrah wrote:
Add XXL wrote:
idj wrote:
Im jewish

Then the holiday armadillo is watching you :-)
And the candles will catch your house on fire :D
And your christmas tree will fall on you and you will die and get nO presents
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Dec 20, 2011

Add XXL wrote:
idj wrote:
Im jewish

Then the holiday armadillo is watching you :-)
Lol
apeface Dec 20, 2011

Merry Xmas, I will be "inactive" on Christmas day to feburary or march. I'm dealing with family problems like deaths.
saphire Dec 20, 2011

Add XXL wrote:
idj wrote:
Im jewish

Then the holiday armadillo is watching you :-)
Is that An actual jewish character or is it just from friends?
Mr. Pwnr Dec 20, 2011

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Mr. Pwnr Dec 20, 2011

YOU wrote:
Someone did a Mayan on this subject:

Yo mama wrote:
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Anonyomus Dec 20, 2011

Morgan Freeman wrote:
Yeah. Santa's watching. Watching to learn our weakness', to learn when it's the best time to strike. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…"

santas a stalker
Mr. Pwnr Dec 20, 2011

I love Santa! And bumping!
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 20, 2011

So which mobster is definatly on the naughty list? Hmmmmm?
★ΛUGUSTINΞ★ Dec 20, 2011

Morgan Freeman wrote:
Yeah. Santa's watching. Watching to learn our weakness', to learn when it's the best time to strike. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake…"

What do think he wears all red for? FROM ALL THE BLOOD OF HIS Children!
Zedman5000 Dec 20, 2011

Santa is Big Brother, and he watches everyone every day of the year...... We need to strike back! But first.... Dear Santa, for Christmas I'd like hand grenades and a minigun, a fighter jet and a gps with instructions to get to the north pole. Thanks
〓ΔPᏫLLᏫ〓 Dec 20, 2011

I'm Black.. So if I get Kidnapped by Santa Claus everybody say
"Let go of my Negro
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Dec 20, 2011

saphire wrote:
Add XXL wrote:
idj wrote:
Im jewish

Then the holiday armadillo is watching you :-)
Is that An actual jewish character or is it just from friends?
Im actually jewish
XxKiLlJoYxX Dec 20, 2011

Im getting a stalker vibe...