Letters To Ryan

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ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Dec 19, 2011

So in my school we have dear,
Which is drop everything and read. Dear is very boring, especially seeing as I can finish a novel in like 3 hours. So I write letters to my friend Ryan. They usually consist of me going on some crazy quest consisting of alpacas, hookers, an my son Thomas Rex (T-Rex). I have him keep all the letters, so tomoro I'll recover them and post them. Nick If this already sounds too inappropriate just let me know and I'll delete it. This is only for your enjoyment.
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Dec 19, 2011

Someone hurry and give this guy a hug. He needs some special attention.
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Dec 20, 2011

FREE☠MASON wrote:
Someone hurry and give this guy a hug. He needs some special attention.

No I just thought it would be fun to share these with you guys. If you don't like the idea you don't have to pay attention
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Dec 20, 2011

FREE☠MASON wrote:
Someone hurry and give this guy a hug. He needs some special attention.

Dear T-rex,
My name is Ian Sukalotta Cox from child services.

Thank you for your letter dated 16 December 2011. Your concerns about your father have been noted and we will be issuing him with a mandatory incarceration order for his nearest A&E.

In the period after his stay with us you feel the need to write to us again and you think further treatment is needed, please ask your father to post another inspirational thread for us to be amazed at.

Kind regards

I.sukalotta Cox
🔥Add MOOB🔥 Dec 20, 2011

📡Gadget📡 wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
Someone hurry and give this guy a hug. He needs some special attention.

Dear T-rex,
My name is Ian Sukalotta Cox from child services.

Thank you for your letter dated 16 December 2011. Your concerns about your father have been noted and we will be issuing him with a mandatory incarceration order for his nearest A&E.

In the period after his stay with us you feel the need to write to us again and you think further treatment is needed, please ask your father to post another inspirational thread for us to be amazed at.

Kind regards

I.sukalotta Cox

😂😂😂BEST.NAME.EVER!!!
ivor42 Dec 20, 2011

🔥Add MOOB🔥 wrote:
📡Gadget📡 wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
Someone hurry and give this guy a hug. He needs some special attention.

Dear T-rex,
My name is Ian Sukalotta Cox from child services.

Thank you for your letter dated 16 December 2011. Your concerns about your father have been noted and we will be issuing him with a mandatory incarceration order for his nearest A&E.

In the period after his stay with us you feel the need to write to us again and you think further treatment is needed, please ask your father to post another inspirational thread for us to be amazed at.

Kind regards

I.sukalotta Cox

😂😂😂BEST.NAME.EVER!!!
Of all time
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Dec 20, 2011

📡Gadget📡 wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
Someone hurry and give this guy a hug. He needs some special attention.

Dear T-rex,
My name is Ian Sukalotta Cox from child services.

Thank you for your letter dated 16 December 2011. Your concerns about your father have been noted and we will be issuing him with a mandatory incarceration order for his nearest A&E.

In the period after his stay with us you feel the need to write to us again and you think further treatment is needed, please ask your father to post another inspirational thread for us to be amazed at.

Kind regards

I.sukalotta Cox

Omg! That is one of the funniest things I have read...
🔰🌹Add GODESS🌹🔰 Dec 20, 2011

📡Gadget📡 wrote:
FREE☠MASON wrote:
Someone hurry and give this guy a hug. He needs some special attention.

Dear T-rex,
My name is Ian Sukalotta Cox from child services.

Thank you for your letter dated 16 December 2011. Your concerns about your father have been noted and we will be issuing him with a mandatory incarceration order for his nearest A&E.

In the period after his stay with us you feel the need to write to us again and you think further treatment is needed, please ask your father to post another inspirational thread for us to be amazed at.

Kind regards

I.sukalotta Cox

😹 😹 That's a classic 😹 😹
Chuck иorris Dec 20, 2011

Omg we had that at my old school what school is it!??!
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Dec 20, 2011

So let me get this right... Your school allows you to write letters to a fictional person if you get bored in class? 😳
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Dec 20, 2011

📡Gadget📡 wrote:
So let me get this right... Your school allows you to write letters to a fictional person if you get bored in class? 😳

Ryan's real. He's my best friend.
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Dec 20, 2011

Clone9786 wrote:
📡Gadget📡 wrote:
So let me get this right... Your school allows you to write letters to a fictional person if you get bored in class? 😳

Ryan's real. He's my best friend.
Oh... So you umm ok... 🆒
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Dec 20, 2011

So here's the first letter I ever wrote.

Dear Ryan
I am moving north to Canada. While there I will open a brothel, except they will all be alpacas instead of women. I will raise the alpacas from birth. Guess what? I hired my 1000th hooker the other day. Then after I paid her a baby fell out of her. I killed her then left the baby in a dumpster in an alley. Later I had a change of heart. I decided to train the child to be the next bear grylls. He is named Thomas Rex. As soon as he took his first step, I put him through a military-grade obstacle course. His next challenge was tougher. I left him in the ghetto with a pistol and 30$. He was to meet me 20 miles down the road. He didn't show so I went back for him. He started his own street gang and was highly respected, turning his 30$ into 30,000$...
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Dec 20, 2011

... I am afraid I'm never coming back. Tell Max to leave the 20$ he owes me outside the male strip club we both manage. I also kidnapped Ryan Seacrest and Justin Timberlake so that you can have a profitable act. I locked them in the meat freezer.
-Bobby
P.s. tell jaedon his new glasses look retarded, then slap him and yell "FOR BOBBY!!!"