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I think that I can beat my previous post.
Went on a high school field trip to learn how to ice skate. Loaded up on the bus with all my classmates and off to the local rink. I had never been on skates pand after about 2 minutes I fell spliting my pants inseam knee-to-knee. Gets worse though. I went to school comando that day. Talk about the full Monty!!!
That was one long wait at the rink and even a longer bus ride back to school!!!
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Maybe the most embarrasing thing was that it was so COLD at the ice rink (if you get my drift😳).
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Spelling my name wrong in a gps based game and not noticing it for 5 plus months!
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While giving a massage today, I accidentally put my crotch right in this dude's hand while leaning over him.
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🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Oh & yeah, I got a good tip.While giving a massage today, I accidentally put my crotch right in this dude's hand while leaning over him.
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Wow old thread. I remember this one. Good times
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🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Lmfao he must enjoyed that crotch to hand contact. What a lonely hand.🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Oh & yeah, I got a good tip.While giving a massage today, I accidentally put my crotch right in this dude's hand while leaning over him.
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🐻groundhog👊🔨💀 wrote:
Lmfao!!! Hahaha!Spelling my name wrong in a gps based game and not noticing it for 5 plus months!
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JayDee wrote:
🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Lmfao he must enjoyed that crotch to hand contact. What a lonely hand.🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
Oh & yeah, I got a good tip.While giving a massage today, I accidentally put my crotch right in this dude's hand while leaning over him.
Us guys just hate that random crotch to hand touch............NOT! ☺. Nice wan!
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Not as dramatic as BMJ's stories but:
Falling asleep in a meeting with my boss. There was no one else, just me and him. He still kept on talking even though my eyelids were hitting my knees? -
🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
That guy will never wash that hand for months probably 😜😽😽While giving a massage today, I accidentally put my crotch right in this dude's hand while leaning over him.
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When was in elementary school one day I went to a friends house who lived in an area I was unfamiliar with. While out playing, I let one rip that was a hell of a lot wetter & texture based than a fart ever should be. So the only thing I could think to do was duck behind a house & get rid of thr soiled linens. Didn't take into account that there were train tracks right behind the house & the commuter train going by might br moving at a very slow clip. To top it off, when I explained to my mother what had happened she reminded me that my name was is them from camp. Not a great day for a 10 year old.
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DarthPenatrator wrote:
Lol!! What did he say? And did you like get expelled?My teacher said something really mean, and I punched him lol. Might have been more so for him, but I was quite embarrassed.
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Peepers wrote:
He doesn't play anymore.DarthPenatrator wrote:
Lol!! What did he say? And did you like get expelled?My teacher said something really mean, and I punched him lol. Might have been more so for him, but I was quite embarrassed.
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I had to give a public speech in front of the whole 8th grade and I got a N.R.B. (No Reason Boner) it was truly embarasing
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!muttenhead🌇🌊3 wrote:
LMAO did someone come up to you after the speech and said "that wasn't so hard was it?"I had to give a public speech in front of the whole 8th grade and I got a N.R.B. (No Reason Boner) it was truly embarasing
😹you couldve said back "you have NO idea" -
I presented the standardized testing results for the private school I worked at to the Board of Directors with my blouse mostly unbuttoned one year. Top button held, but the rest...not so much. My BFF was in the back gesticulating wildly and I could never get what her problem was until after. They asked a ton of questions that year. Bad day to wear the purple lacy bra. I threw the blouse in the trash later. In fact, I don't think I wore anything with buttons for a month. When I resigned six months later, the principal had the nerve to ask if it had anything to do with the "purple bra thing." :P
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✯🔥ultra🔥✯ wrote:
Hahaha. That's funnyI presented the standardized testing results for the private school I worked at to the Board of Directors with my blouse mostly unbuttoned one year. Top button held, but the rest...not so much. My BFF was in the back gesticulating wildly and I could never get what her problem was until after. They asked a ton of questions that year. Bad day to wear the purple lacy bra. I threw the blouse in the trash later. In fact, I don't think I wore anything with buttons for a month. When I resigned six months later, the principal had the nerve to ask if it had anything to do with the "purple bra thing." :P
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Back when I was skinny and filling in for Santa cause he got caught stealing from the record store. I was on my way back to the mall office heading down the long hallway to the office. The Bathrooms were right across from the office. About the time I got about halfway my pants drop to my ankles. A guy comes out of the bathroom and sees me, he say's what can't you wait.
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Primo Loco wrote:
No someone came up to me and said I saw somethIng sticking up in your pants. I said uhhhh that was my.......pencil?!muttenhead🌇🌊3 wrote:
LMAO did someone come up to you after the speech and said "that wasn't so hard was it?"I had to give a public speech in front of the whole 8th grade and I got a N.R.B. (No Reason Boner) it was truly embarasing
😹you couldve said back "you have NO idea"
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