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ᏟᎻᎥℳΣᎡΛ Dec 19, 2011

North Korea has announced that Kim Jong II is dead. I'm not exactly sure what caused his death, but "allegedly" it had something to do with America - the police of the world. Highly doubt it, but they'll probably spin it in their favor.
Iceberg_Slim Dec 19, 2011

This could be very interesting given his personality cult.
billyzane Dec 19, 2011

Yea just saw it on breaking news.
__Don_Line__ Dec 19, 2011

Others say that he died in 2003, due to the surprising amounts of things that happened during that time. He was alledgedly replaced by a double with plastic surgery. http://www.japantoday.com/category/kuchikomi/view/north-koreas-kim-died-in-2003-and-was-replaced-by-lookalike-says-waseda-profesor
Add: PWNY Dec 19, 2011

Whatever happens to him his son will probably take over and if he's anything like his father north Korea will not get any better.
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Dec 19, 2011

Add: PWNY wrote:
Whatever happens to him his son will probably take over and if he's anything like his father north Korea will not get any better.

Frying pan into the fire.
Iceberg_Slim Dec 19, 2011

The son is of the facebook generation. He will open NK up. He will want to download the new itunes and check farmville.
❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ Dec 19, 2011

I wonder if he will have a short funeral. Or just a small wake. Will they bury him in only two feet of dirt? Lol, he's a midget.
🔫 Dec 19, 2011

Iceberg_Slim wrote:
The son is of the facebook generation. He will open NK up. He will want to download the new itunes and check farmville.

Maybe he'll even enable GPS in the country so he can finally lay down his first turf! 👍
BakedBananas Dec 19, 2011

Good riddance. Somebody send his son the Turf Wars link!
Schmidty Dec 19, 2011

Tweek...aren't you in the middle of all this? RIP KJI. Alsonotreally.
billyzane Dec 19, 2011

Iceberg_Slim wrote:
The son is of the facebook generation. He will open NK up. He will want to download the new itunes and check farmville.

And play turf wars!
§αʋcɛ☠BʘՏՏ Dec 19, 2011

No joke last night I was screwing around and tapping areas in N. Korea to see if it'd be possible to lay turf. ......I'm responsible for this, surgical turf air strike.
Eyecu Dec 19, 2011

One of the few people that thought The Iron Lotus was possible.
A&A Dec 19, 2011

Mugatu brainwashed Tyra banks to do it
GreenManXphile Dec 19, 2011

A&A wrote:
Mugatu brainwashed Tyra banks to do it

Hanzel's so hot right now...
Johnny Cage Dec 19, 2011

₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
A&A wrote:
Mugatu brainwashed Tyra banks to do it

Hanzel's so hot right now...
Rofl
slugboy Dec 19, 2011

Number 3 son has been named successor,
mango12 Dec 20, 2011

It was an unexpected heart attack that took the 69 year old mans life
Morgan Freeman Dec 20, 2011

Too anyone that said he could enable GPS there and play TW darn you. I was going to say that!
TwinStarrz Dec 20, 2011

Hey stop talking about him he's my dad!!!
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ Dec 20, 2011

I give it a couple of days and the military will cou the son and make more brutal govt
Doug MacRay Dec 20, 2011

👍like👍
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Dec 20, 2011

BakedBananas wrote:
Good riddance. Somebody send his son the Turf Wars link!

I dont know about his son, but he would want to cap all the turfs, and also nuke the moon 😂
Tweek Dec 21, 2011

Schmidty wrote:
Tweek...aren't you in the middle of all this? RIP KJI. Alsonotreally.

Yep. He died of a heart attack, and everything was on high alert near the border, but it's all fine. I don't think much will change right away.
🔫$щдмрЭуэ🔥 Dec 21, 2011

WWIII? Coming soon after this commercial break.
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Dec 21, 2011

That night they turned off all their power.
Stupid if you ask me.
They're lucky that in a time of distress and a time when there's a brand spanking new leader there for like 5 minutes south Korea didn't swoop in while there was no power