What is the coolest saying u have ever heard?

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XxKiLlJoYxX Dec 18, 2011

Mine is yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is y it is called the present.
XxKiLlJoYxX Dec 18, 2011

I got that off of a movie :)
Lєviѧтћѧи Dec 18, 2011

i like "motherfucker!!" by samuel L. jackson.
boots to nuts Dec 18, 2011

Whith great power comes great Responsibilty
tj87 Dec 18, 2011

Well well well ..... 3 holes in the ground
Lefthook23 Dec 18, 2011

Power tends to corrupt, absolute power corrupts absolutely!
tj87 Dec 18, 2011

Shit happens to the best of us but hey we all gotta shit
Batel Dec 18, 2011

Don't wait for people to be nice to you, show them how.
Zedman5000 Dec 18, 2011

Treat others as they messed with you- Homer Simpson
Pollux102 Dec 18, 2011

I love the smell of napalm I the morning -apocalypse now
whette fartze Dec 18, 2011

Appalooza wrote:
i like "motherfucker!!" by samuel L. jackson.

I like "get those motha effin snakes of ma motha effin plane!!" better
М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ Dec 18, 2011

You just got TOLD kid
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Dec 18, 2011

"if you fell into a bucket of tits you'd come out sucking your thumb"
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Dec 18, 2011

boots to nuts wrote:
Whith great power comes great Responsibilty

but with great responsability comes great stress so fuck it use that power to avoid the stress kill them all
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Dec 18, 2011

Fuck what's that scene from waynes world. How does it go when they're talkin about the present and the past and how they just past the present
Amish Hitman Dec 18, 2011

Eat a bag of dicks
Suga Danio Dec 18, 2011

Cheat on every girl, accept one...
💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Dec 18, 2011

Time flows like a river and history repeats...
T.V.R. Dec 18, 2011

I don't need gifts at christmas, just the presence of family wrapped in love.
T.V.R. Dec 18, 2011

God is just an imaginary friend for grown up people.
Amish Hitman Dec 18, 2011

❇乃عทزy❇ wrote:
God is just an imaginary friend for grown up people.

Stealing this
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Dec 18, 2011

❇乃عทزy❇ wrote:
God is just an imaginary friend for grown up people.

lol
ZRAYGO Dec 18, 2011

As long it makes me laugh, that's all that counts - my own saying pertaining to my stupid jokes.
Doug MacRay Dec 18, 2011

When leaving a place say "im off like a prom dress"
Mr Cor Dec 18, 2011

"Bottom line, I will knock u the fuck out!"
The Blood Mafia Dec 18, 2011

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Lefthook23 Dec 18, 2011

Pass me the extinguisher, I'm gonna put this c#%* out
Primo Dec 18, 2011

That's what she said.
Ƈ⚙ИT̥Я⚙⛓ƎƦ bye Dec 18, 2011

For every hot chic out there there is a guy tired of F- -k'n her!
Conway Dec 18, 2011

Go home and get your fucking shine box.
ADD: 0901 Dec 18, 2011

shes been on more d!ck than clap (:

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