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OttoNorse Dec 13, 2011

Not sure if this exists but I thought it would be fun to paste funny, strange and otherwise noteworthy posts. Here is a start:
OttoNorse Dec 13, 2011

bam bamm says:
As the longest running capo of Middleton I am calling you all to a meeting.You all want to expand,and I want to stay capo.I only have so many turf in Middleton,and will not be investing resources there of my own.What does this mean to you?This means that you can't expand without me expanding because I won't allow it.so unless you have a better idea this is what's going to happen:I need to expand so you guys can.I am going to take your turfs to do so.You can stay in my good graces by making deals with me.This is done by asking me where you should build a new turf for me to capture(your offering for me)before you invest a lot of money in it or loot items (your reward for making the offering)If you don't do this I will decide to just focus on taking all of your turf, especially the ones with the most investments and influence.We can do this and everyone gets to expand and I can be fair about taking turfs at the same time.If you dont like it,think it isnt fair,well I don't care.This is my town!
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Dec 13, 2011

Wow. *shockedface* He sounds like a selfish 9 year-old.
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Dec 13, 2011

Time to go turf hoppin >:)
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 13, 2011

Well at least he told you how he wanted to play it!
🔫 Dec 13, 2011

This one is from the are you serious post and thought it's a crime not to share 😂

⌖Fireproof⌖ wrote:
This:

private message
4 days ago: The Leviathan wrote:
“I saw you wanted to join my mob?why?”
💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Dec 13, 2011

First port of call in the New Year will be Middleton, Wisconsin!