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Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 12, 2011

So, I have this magic conch replica my friend made. I will let the conch answer any of your questions deemed worthy. Just remember, praise the magic conch shell 🐚 🙏
★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Dec 12, 2011

Omg!! You need to quit watching spongebob and mob up....
Ѵɪɴᴎγ Dec 12, 2011

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a conch shell?
Moshpit Dec 12, 2011

Oh magic conch shell why does Jeff have a 🍆 pointed at him? 😳🙏
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 12, 2011

Moshpit wrote:
Oh magic conch shell why does Jeff have a 🍆 pointed at him? 😳🙏

I don't know. 🐚
It has spoken! 🙏 Praise!
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 12, 2011

Vinny777 wrote:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a conch shell?

Nothing 🐚
It sees through your trickery. Praise! 🙏
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 12, 2011

Θzvдl₫Ћэ฿яфкэя wrote:
For the last several years, I have asked Santa for a SwissArmy Thumb for Christmas. What did I get: zilch! Oh Magic Conch Shell, is this the year I get the thumb of my dreams, a SwissArmy Thumb?👍

Both 🐚
It sounds like you are getting both thumbs 👍. Praise the conch 🙏
RomeSPQR Dec 12, 2011

You whatch toooo much tv.....
DiggyDaDigger Dec 12, 2011

Magic Conch, I really want to get a new RC car this Christmas. If not, then maybe some EA games. What will the outcome in the end be?
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 12, 2011

DiggyDaDigger wrote:
Magic Conch, I really want to get a new RC car this Christmas. If not, then maybe some EA games. What will the outcome in the end be?

Nothing 🐚
PRAISE THE CONCH 🙏
DiggyDaDigger Dec 12, 2011

Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
PRAISE THE CONCH 🙏

PRAISE🙏
Lєviѧтћѧи Dec 12, 2011

Oh magic conch... why are the lobyists trying to take all our money. hail the conch... 🐚🙏
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 13, 2011

Appalooza wrote:
Oh magic conch... why are the lobyists trying to take all our money. hail the conch... 🐚🙏

No 🐚
There must be some deep, metaphorical meaning for this. PRAISE 🙏
ORANJE Dec 13, 2011

Oh majic conch shell my bf and I are kinda fighting what will the out come be ?????????

I PRAISE the conch
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 13, 2011

ORANJE wrote:
Oh majic conch shell my bf and I are kinda fighting what will the out come be ?????????

I PRAISE the conch

Nothing 🐚
Looks like you all are fighting for nothing. Praise the conch! 🙏
Vadan™ v2.0 Dec 13, 2011

I gotta admit. As stupid as this is, it's funny as hell.

Magic conch will dbr ever win a war?
ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ Dec 13, 2011

Magic conch, will Tebow win the Super Bowl?
ORANJE Dec 13, 2011

nadarrah wrote:
Magic conch, will Tebow win the Super Bowl?

I can answer that one ........ No he never will as long as the steelers our in the NFL (which be a while)
RomeSPQR Dec 13, 2011

Is Jeff Newton gay?
ORANJE Dec 13, 2011

Good ?????? Idk
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 13, 2011

Darth Vadan™ wrote:
I gotta admit. As stupid as this is, it's funny as hell.

Magic conch will dbr ever win a war?

Yes 🐚
That's the first yes I got from it! Must be a sign. 🙏

And I used to watch Spongebob all the time when I was younger. This thing is hilarious.
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 13, 2011

nadarrah wrote:
Magic conch, will Tebow win the Super Bowl?

...... No 🐚
It had a really long pause then said no. PRAISE THE CONCH 🙏
ORANJE Dec 13, 2011

Hey are u GAY or not
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 13, 2011

keys234 wrote:
Is Jeff keys234 gay?

Both 🐚
Guess you're bi. Praise!🙏
ORANJE Dec 13, 2011

Ummmmmmmmmm will I ever get MARRIED????!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!???
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 13, 2011

ORANJE wrote:
Ummmmmmmmmm will I ever get MARRIED????!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!???

Ask again 🐚
ORANJE Dec 13, 2011

Will I ever get married
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 13, 2011

ORANJE wrote:
Will I ever get married

Nothing 🐚
Well... PRAISE 🙏
ORANJE Dec 13, 2011

Will I be a professional soccer player
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 13, 2011

ORANJE wrote:
Will I be a professional soccer player

No more questions for you
ORANJE Dec 13, 2011

Y y y y y y y y