Creative swearing!
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  I think in turf wars we too often resort to the first word that comes to mind when we get angry. F***. Or S***. Or something else generic and uncreative like that. It signals low IQ, people! So, for us higher mammals, I've invented a game. Come up with your own creative swear word and cuss at the previous poster for something. Anything. 
 I'll start. 'oh twiddleniffins, I did it again!'
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  Old People!! Its clean and fun to say...... 
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  Dogjeez!!!! 
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  Zut!!!!!!! 
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  You son of a biscuit eating bulldog (orbit commercial) 
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  Shidd.. 
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  The✯Hitmαn wrote: HahaShidd.. 
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  Meecrob 
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  Crap cookies! 
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  Shizzle 
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  Lastic 
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  You phylagger!! 
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  Son of a pumpkin 
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  Cygapegler 
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  Zoüt! 
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  Wht the farkle? 
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  Shiznit! 
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  Shrap 
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  Shutz 
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  Son of a batch of cookies 
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  Cheese and rice. 
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  Shut the frontdoor 
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  Cumberlum 
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  SHIZZZZZZZZLE! 
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  Sheet 
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  FrUnCKleScHnItTle! 
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  How about inappropriate hyphenation of words with an expletive. Abso'freekin'lutely 
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  👊 I'm going to SIZURP you Pancakes 👊 (But I will never give up the word 
 FUCK
 for anybody -
 I say it a lot more me then a girl should but it's so versatile it can be used in any situation 😉
 And I just plain love to FUCK)
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  Most German words could translate to a swear work.... schnitzel! 
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  Ye unmuzzled boil-brained haggard!!! ( I love Elizabethan curses and insults) 
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  Knobhead 
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