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Lefthook23 Dec 8, 2011

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Sitting with the misses and lil one and peppa pigs on the telly! (lil one loves it and can be persistent) in the episode there was some construction work happening with a bull as the bull! It moo'd!
The misses went onto say how cows moo and when I explained that a bull is a male cow she was gob smacked and did not belive me!
This is a "here's your sign" moment! I did chuckle!
Anyone else have a "here's your sign" moment they care to share?
Add XXL Dec 8, 2011

As lefty you should have copied over my story aswell, CBA to write it out again lol.
Add XXL Dec 8, 2011

Ah*
[Add:Baz]Boffer Dec 8, 2011

Where did it go?
Lefthook23 Dec 8, 2011

Add XXL wrote:
As lefty you should have copied over my story aswell, CBA to write it out again lol.

My bad it was a good one! Gotta share it with the community!
Kearn Dec 8, 2011

My friend was convinced for like a year that I had made up the word procrastinate and I couldn't convince her it was a real word till she one day heard it on tv lol! She's not stupid just had never heard that word before but still funny lol
[Add:Baz]Boffer Dec 8, 2011

My wife thought the popular Anglo-Indian breakfast meal kedgeree, was French. She kept pronouncing it kedg-er-eee, with a French accent. How I laughed, when I quizzed her about it.
Add XXL Dec 8, 2011

Lol! Women...
I'll tell mine again...
Before I first took my girlfriend back to my folks, I had told her my step-dad was a Leeds fan, and had loads of Leeds memorabilia round the house. When she came in she asked me if my stepdad had since taken down and hidden the memorabilia because she couldn't see any cables or wires...
Lefthook23 Dec 8, 2011

Add XXL wrote:
Lol! Women...
I'll tell mine again...
Before I first took my girlfriend back to my folks, I had told her my step-dad was a Leeds fan, and had loads of Leeds memorabilia round the house. When she came in she asked me if my stepdad had since taken down and hidden the memorabilia because she couldn't see any cables or wires...

I love it! I mean really come on!
🍟ßᎥ₲ ҡэṼчƝ🍟 Dec 8, 2011

This is not a women one... But still has a stupid person!

I just heard from a friend who was telling me about this guy. 'So our school toilets have just been remodelled, and we have these new hand sensor sink. After the toilets were done, this kid a year below me goes and has a piss in the sink thinking it was the toilet... When I heard about it I just 'facepalmed'

Then he got suspended for two days...
Add: blablabla Dec 8, 2011

An ex-GF once asked me how did people know Jesus was coming? when I asked her to explain, she wanted to know how people knew they were living in the year (for example) 100BC. Let's just say I don't go out with her anymore 😒
PSALM40 Dec 8, 2011

My sister in-laws says that having daughters are a punishment from god......😠
I have a lot more, just tryin to remember them right lol
ʜץƌʀɑ Dec 8, 2011

A friend of mine in drivers ed convinced his aunt that you didnt need to stop at stop signs that had a white outline. That was about a year ago, and just a few weeks ago did she figure it out..wonder how many tickets she got
Red viper Dec 8, 2011

Me and my friend went to mcdonalds and he asked "how much are the 99 cent burgers" the look on the cashiers face , priceless
Re🕶Load Dec 8, 2011

One of my team once applied to become management. He sent in an application for interview. Turns out he must of done a real and 'funny' application form. He sent the wrong one. Should of seen his face when I read out in interview the answer to 'why management?'. Answer was 'cause I want to do Fuck all like .........(my name).😳. Didn't get through.
Tlj Dec 9, 2011

I worked in a movie theatre for a few years as a teenager and one night, while working the concession stand, a woman asked me what lemonade was and what it tasted like. I was speechless.
HeroicBeast Dec 9, 2011

I along with almost all people thought all our lives that pizza was originated in Italy but in fact it originated in the Middle East (it's mediteranian lol)
Kidzofdaclub Dec 9, 2011

Okay I know this girl and she told me her bf likes me. And already has a boy friend and likes all my friends
Kidzofdaclub Dec 9, 2011

nadarrah wrote:
Me and my friend convinced a girl tht we were gay. We aren't just saying

Wow they should have a questionaire and have " are you gay " But then they would have " How old are you
Bronbron Dec 9, 2011

Preaching Fido says:
Your apart of my mob n you attacked my turf

3 days ago

It speaks for itself
SWJ Add 240 Dec 9, 2011

I thought for years that there was this band "feat" that was playing with, like, everyone, especially hiphop bands. It was always on the marquee: "Wu Tang Feat Akon" (or whatever.) I was like "damn, how come this band always plays in between these other people that are famous? Why haven't I ever heard them?"
Lefthook23 Dec 9, 2011

A friend of mine once asked his daughter if she could tell him the queen of England's last name! Her reply was "the 2nd" as in Elizabeth the second! Unbelievable!
Kidzofdaclub Dec 14, 2011

YOU wrote:
nadarrah wrote:
Me and my friend convinced a girl tht we were gay. We aren't just saying

Wow they should have a questionaire and have " are you gay " But then they would have " How old are you
Which would be a piece of crap