🚽 HELP!! Stuck without toilet paper!!
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Well I'm not at the moment, but and an old friend were kinda playin "what if" and the funniest one was: what if you're at another persons home and you already did your business or whatever and noticed the roll had like two squares on it? .... What do you do? Ever happened before?
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R u using the golden toilet
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G༠།Dཇམ ནཐང༠ཉ wrote:
No lol not at the momentR u using the golden toilet
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Rule number one: only 💩 in your own toilet.
If you happen to break rule one, follow these steps:
Only pull down your pants after you've checked for roll. In fact before you even unbutton, the toilet seat should be covered in tissue!In the unfortunate event of being on the bog and out of roll, phone the nearest mate for help.
At the very worse, take off your boxers and clean up. Then bin the boxers. -
What if it's endless diharea? Your own pair of boxer won't due.
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Hahaha. This is one funny thread. Lol. I needed a laugh after work. Thanks
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That's when men are allowed to cry.
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Surely there's a sink in the bathroom?
What's the big deal? People used to shit before loo roll was invented too!
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But us ladies always have to wipe!!
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GRANE wrote:
But if there's no paper you just have to have a shake. That's why it's best to keep well groomed in that areaBut us ladies always have to wipe!!
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dr p wrote:
I agree. But I still gotta wipe.GRANE wrote:
But if there's no paper you just have to have a shake. That's why it's best to keep well groomed in that areaBut us ladies always have to wipe!!
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Do the thing that dogs do and pull yourself along the carpet and clean both holes at once.....simple
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💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
🏆 probably the best idea ever. Plus it will save on trees.Do the thing that dogs do and pull yourself along the carpet and clean both holes at once.....simple
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TDi wrote:
I agree with this too, No dumping in foreign toilets.Rule number one: only 💩 in your own toilet.
If you happen to break rule one, follow these steps:
Only pull down your pants after you've checked for roll. In fact before you even unbutton, the toilet seat should be covered in tissue!In the unfortunate event of being on the bog and out of roll, phone the nearest mate for help.
At the very worse, take off your boxers and clean up. Then bin the boxers. -
At work, the multi office block has toilets on each floor. One for men's, women's and disabled. The amount of times I've gone for a piss and it stinks so bad! I'm like... Wtf? The last person eat a live horse? Seriously! And the condition they leave it in 😡😡😡
Rule number two: never shake a mans hands. 80% of people I see in toilets don't wash. The French are worse tho..
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Ladies:
No.1. Check for a roll, 2. carry a napkin in your purse (if you carry one :/)
3. look frantically through all cabinets for paper stash and replace roll.
4. If your with a friend there, text her or him, with your emergency.
5. If you can go with out wiping, do a little shake lol. and last but not least,
6. If you're luck enough to be at a very good friends house or relative, peek out the door and scream "Hey, You're out of toilet paper!!! Do you mind tossing me a roll??!!!!" -
TDi wrote:
I've seen lots of grown women do that, not wash the hands. so gross. I had some people over for thanks giving, and noticed that the sink was still dry after someone came out. I gave them "the Look" even though they had no idea why I did lolAt work, the multi office block has toilets on each floor. One for men's, women's and disabled. The amount of times I've gone for a piss and it stinks so bad! I'm like... Wtf? The last person eat a live horse? Seriously! And the condition they leave it in 😡😡😡
Rule number two: never shake a mans hands. 80% of people I see in toilets don't wash. The French are worse tho..
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I was talking to a girl friend about that and she said, "why do I need to wash my hands? It's not like I'm pissing on them!"
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2 things 1. The toilet rim is actually one of the most sanitary and germ free place in the bathroom. 2. Instead of using toilet paper, do what people did before toilet paper, use your left hand! That's why no one was left handed 500 years ago!
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Jeff Dunham wrote:
They say to be a true ninja one must be completely right handed. Now I know why...2 things 1. The toilet rim is actually one of the most sanitary and germ free place in the bathroom. 2. Instead of using toilet paper, do what people did before toilet paper, use your left hand! That's why no one was left handed 500 years ago!
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dr p wrote:
Germs.I was talking to a girl friend about that and she said, "why do I need to wash my hands? It's not like I'm pissing on them!"
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I thought this was gonna be primo loco all over again
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GRANE wrote:
Urine is sterile....unless you have a utidr p wrote:
Germs.I was talking to a girl friend about that and she said, "why do I need to wash my hands? It's not like I'm pissing on them!"
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dr p wrote:
Thats a great little fact, but I don't think spreading any bacterias or other things around another persons house is very hygienic, and is unsanitary. Anytime your hand goes down in that section for wiping or scratching etc.. washing your hands helps to stop the spread of things such as typhoid, hepatitas (especially if touching food). Also, yes not everyone has some uti or std or any other spreadable disease or virus. But, would you mind shaking hands with a room full of ppl that did'nt wash their hands right out the restroom??GRANE wrote:
Urine is sterile....unless you have a utidr p wrote:
Germs.I was talking to a girl friend about that and she said, "why do I need to wash my hands? It's not like I'm pissing on them!"
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💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
Hahahahaha!Do the thing that dogs do and pull yourself along the carpet and clean both holes at once.....simple
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if it's just a pee, and I'm drunk, give it a few shakes and whatevs. I'm usually a clean pisser, not all dribbley and such. (ziplok baggie, Bella...) if I'm dropping a deuce, weirdly, I'd probably yell at my friend and tell them I need to wipe my fucking ass and wtf!? what else? improvise and walk around with skid marks? ewww.
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