Turf Wars Haiku
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as reqested by blox.
nick please dont ban me,
I love this game and spent,
my money on henchman. -
Your haiku is wrong,
it should be five seven five,
now please stop posting. -
Aggressive wrote:
chill let the dude post what he wantsYour haiku is wrong,
it should be five seven five,
now please stop posting. -
Double check your code
i hate seeing invalid
i will attack youJk. Thanks darth. For the original Inspiration on this thread see benney's comment in the "important reminder
thread" -
LaMont wrote:
Please keep your replies,Aggressive wrote:
chill let the dude post what he wantsYour haiku is wrong,
it should be five seven five,
now please stop posting.
in haiku format only,
or else don't reply. -
Makeing lots of F***ing money
pop a cap In all the noobs
turf wars is kick a** -
LaMont wrote:
l-m-a-f-oMakeing lots of F***ing money
pop a cap In all the noobs
turf wars is kick a**
that was a little bit off
but who really cares? -
i was a capo
then someone with guns farted
i'm capo again -
I'm the best mobster
nobody voted for me
guess I should post more -
Blox wrote:
I'm the best mobsterI'm the best mobster
nobody voted for me
guess I should post more
maybe if you had more turf
or were more like me -
darth is a dumb ass
can't count his syllables right
go pop your zits, bitch -
🐒💨💩🔥 👉👉(add SHAKE)👈👈 wrote:
why are you beingdarth is a dumb ass
can't count his syllables right
go pop your zits, bitch
an annoying, negative
non-supportive prick? -
my mob kind of stinks
please add cunt 0 3 3 1
sorry wrong forum -
Gasface used to rule
but I took new York from him
sorry guys, had to -
Blox wrote:
gasface left by choiceGasface used to rule
but I took new York from him
sorry guys, had to
and he will be remembered
by all forever. -
Haikus are good fun
but sometimes they don't make sense
refridgerator -
Don Jasperoni wrote:
did you know williamHaikus are good fun
but sometimes they don't make sense
refridgerator
taft, a US president
was extremely fat? -
Got Capo From TEK
But It Should Be Capo Queens
Sorry MaMaTek -
DarthPenatrator wrote:
I am afraid notDon Jasperoni wrote:
did you know williamHaikus are good fun
but sometimes they don't make sense
refridgerator
taft, a US president
was extremely fat?
how did Taft get so obese
did he eat too much?? -
Can't find a good start
for my tw haiku sry,
don't have good ideasif you could maybe
help me find a good topic
I'll be so thankfuldon't care if it sucks
as long as it's in-tres-ting
but not twilight please ☺maybe a movie
or maybe a book you've read
anything at allguess my haiku's long
hope you've en-joyed this writing
may-be write one too.
🌛 -
Dunkin Donuts rock
Starbucks will all burn down now
that Johnny's in town -
Please can you make one
for the story of HP
for the lols and laughs -
Don Jasperoni wrote:
i really dont knowDarthPenatrator wrote:
I am afraid notDon Jasperoni wrote:
did you know williamHaikus are good fun
but sometimes they don't make sense
refridgerator
taft, a US president
was extremely fat?
how did Taft get so obese
did he eat too much??
but he once got stuck in the
small white house bathtub -
Devilius wrote:
👏👏👏👏👏Can't find a good start
for my tw haiku sry,
don't have good ideasif you could maybe
help me find a good topic
I'll be so thankfuldon't care if it sucks
as long as it's in-tres-ting
but not twilight please ☺maybe a movie
or maybe a book you've read
anything at allguess my haiku's long
hope you've en-joyed this writing
may-be write one too.
🌛 -
DarthPenetrator
You waged vendetta on me
You fucking asshole -
Scroobius Pip wrote:
i almost forgotDarthPenetrator
You waged vendetta on me
You fucking asshole
about our vendetta
this is war my friend -
Scroobius Pip wrote:
by the way you spelledDarthPenetrator
You waged vendetta on me
You fucking asshole
my name wrong. Its no wonder
I'm destroying you. -
Scroobius Pip wrote:
I'm helping him beatDarthPenetrator
You waged vendetta on me
You fucking asshole
all the different colours
of sh*t from you, lol -
DarthPenatrator wrote:
Scroobius Pip wrote:
by the way you spelledDarthPenetrator
You waged vendetta on me
You fucking asshole
my name wrong. Its no wonder
I'm destroying you.
Names are important
they are representing you
I agree with darthdon't mispell good names
for you'll be quickly destroyed
don't mess with those guysbe a smart person
do not offend top players
and won't botherlisten to my advice
this is only to help you
let me,friend, aid youLet the top players
and qui-et-ly wait behind
stay hidden,don't showand when you're ready
lunge at them boldy and well
you'll be the top nowyou will be the one
attacking new,old players
who mispelled your name.
🌛 -
I'm so proud of this 👆👆
my long poem,so well written 😏
i'll come back for more -
Where is new balence?
Communication spotty,
Make the leap of faith!
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