Top excuses for not mobbing up
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Zombies are invading in call of duty black ops
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I am too lazy and think the game is unfair and not fun so I am going to quit and leave behind 2 1 influence turfs
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I don't fight I'm neutral
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Minecraft
Mw3
Battlefield3 -
badbean wrote:
Skyrim just skyrim
Two weeks ago, I would have completely agreed with this...
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I just don't feel like it
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School ,girls ,weed , bikes ,and more girls
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People add me I don't add them
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My son lol
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I can't get Siri to punch the codes for me...
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I am travelling the world. No wifi on trans-oceanic flights.
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Actually having sexWhy can't you do it.... What took up your time?
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I don't need to punch codes because I have other people fight my battles for me.
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Breaking ur collar bone just like buckeye did!
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I quit mobbing up because I work 10 hours a day and am too damn beat to be bothered with it right now.
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GODESS's shouldn't have to we should just be awarded Mob 😉
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Too busy banning people on the other thread
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- Creeping people out at malls.
- Staring down children I make eye contact with.
- Writing a series of childrens books based on the Kennedy assassinations.
- Taping a piece of string to the ceiling above my bed.
- Laying on my back directly under the string.
- Curling up my body, chest against my knees and rocking, while getting in this position start chanting "kitty time".
- Once "kitty time" mode has commenced, you can begin stage two "kitty time"
- Do stage two, which involves meowing loudly, rocking your body in a fetal position, batting at and staring at the afore mentioned string, rubbing your cheeks, and body against your bed, "prowling" around the house.
- Get weary, and mistrusting of continuing "kitty time".
- Stare at myself, and fix my hair, using a nonexistant mirror hung up on the wall in front of people I've just met at a dinner parties I'm invited to. -
My Back Hurts
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Dog ate my laptop
Haha! 😂
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- Dressing myself in dressing of the salad variety.
- Attend video game, and comic book conventions dressed in typical Victorian era high society attire
- Doing hand rollerskates in the basement.
- Listening to carbonation fizzes of various soft drinks
- Building, painting, and detailing, miniature cities, and panoramas for my 1970s star wars toys.
- Choosing a subtle, yet memorable winter outfit.
- Choosing a random bar towards the end of winter.
- Going to the same bar whenever you get a chance and wearing only the one outfit you picked out every time you go.
- Continue wearing the exact same winter clothes well into spring/summer, or until bartender notices and asks about it.
- Explaining that I am infact a cartoon character from Toon Town, and that the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" was Nazi propaganda, aimed at discrediting hard working cartoons such as myself. -
To busy clowning at black-ops 😄
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Sleeping
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...everyday I'm shuffelin.... 🚶🏃🚶🏃
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I don't need to punch in codes because I have others punching in codes for me
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🌹 Add GODESS 🌹 wrote:
You DO realize that the word "Godess" is actual spelled "Goddess". Right? (if you weren't referring to a female deity and instead to some obscure noun, please pay no attention to this)GODESS's shouldn't have to we should just be awarded Mob 😉
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Haha... If onlyI can't get Siri to punch the codes for me...
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Monkey stole my iphone
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If my mob grows too large i'll have to buy more weapons...i'm trying to save my $$$ for a trip next summer.
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I need more Viagra for my mob... Wait maybe I've confused something here?
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