Strange text of the day award

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shaggly razors Dec 3, 2011

My mrs stayed at her loopy friends yesterday and I got this text from her this morning asking ... Is it a good idea to clean your new flat screen tv with ant killer ?? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously her mate did it already ... What goes through the minds of some
People I ask you !! AnyOne got a stranger text than that today??
Don Igor Dec 3, 2011

The newest MSG in my phone is when asking my friend what his plans for the day are:

Just skinning up In my dressing gown, Chelsea Newcastle on, wedding music. Pop over if you fancy?
Don Gav Dec 3, 2011

αϻɳεʑ 🍀 wrote:
The newest MSG in my phone is when asking my friend what his plans for the day are:

Just skinning up In my dressing gown, Chelsea Newcastle on, wedding music. Pop over if you fancy?

That sounds slightly homosexual lol
III TROJAN III Dec 3, 2011

Don Gav wrote:
αϻɳεʑ 🍀 wrote:
The newest MSG in my phone is when asking my friend what his plans for the day are:

Just skinning up In my dressing gown, Chelsea Newcastle on, wedding music. Pop over if you fancy?

That sounds slightly homosexual lol

Amnez don't put all my txts to you on here, it was meant to be our secret.
⚾Baseball Play⚾ Dec 3, 2011

I got this one:
Do u want to come with me to help paint someines face? I promise it will b fun!
I was like WTF. And it was from someone I had never talked to in my life
₳ⅅⅅ: GUNN1 Dec 3, 2011

That's creepy I got this text from a random person and it said.....it's big and I was like WTF whAts big??!!!! Creepy.....😳
III TROJAN III Dec 3, 2011

GunnGunn wrote:
That's creepy I got this text from a random person and it said.....it's big and I was like WTF whAts big??!!!! Creepy.....😳

Lol
I see YOU soon Dec 3, 2011

Skinning up in dressing gown? Nice!!! Although I prefer to skin up with the kettle warming!!
<('-')> Dec 3, 2011

Sounds like a buncha dreams.
Kearn Dec 4, 2011

I'm the one that sends strange texts, I randomly choose someone on my phone book to be strange too, my last message I decided to write completely backwards...they never replied lol
GreenManXphile Dec 4, 2011

I got this one once..
H: so you are just gonna leave me here?
Me(S): stop calling. I'm annoyed with you.
(after calling 4 times, 20 mins go by)
H: S!!! you need to get back to the W right fucking now!!!!
Me: seriously "H" fuck off. This is making me more mad.
H: I stole your room key, sorry xoxoxoxo!!!, and I ordered a $ 300 bottle of tequila to your room because you were being an ass. But you weren't in the room to sign for it, so they called the cops!!!
Me: better grab a pen, and write Kallie, and Sonia's numbers on your arm.
H: WTF?!? what are you talking about?!?!
Me: ;) so you can call someone for bail!
H: FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUU!
Me: "sorry xoxoxoxo!!!"

She's my ex fiance who is terrible at remembering numbers, and I let her think she was going to jail. But I'm a gentleman, so of course I didn't. We got in a fight over me glancing at a bartender's ass.
GreenManXphile Dec 4, 2011

Oh, and she stole the hotel key out of my sportcoat's inner left breast pocket.

I mentioned this in past posts, but my ex was just acting like her usual self. Two weeks before this, she sliced two of my fingers, and left me with 7 stiches. It's not at all surprising she would try to fuck me over, and steal a hotel key from me. I love the crazies.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Dec 4, 2011

Birds of a feather...
ADD: 0901 Dec 4, 2011

I just got a text of my fiance saying 'your sick!!! xxx'
I dot even know what the F ive done :/
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 4, 2011

FussyJosh wrote:
I just got a text of my fiance saying 'your sick!!! xxx'
I dot even know what the F ive done :/

Internet history?
ɆͣƉͩƉͩ∙∘💥🔫ᏚℍʘŦ Dec 4, 2011

αϻɳεʑ 🍀 22 hours ago Quote
The newest MSG in my phone is when asking my friend what his plans for the day are:

Just skinning up In my dressing gown, Chelsea Newcastle on, wedding music. Pop over if you fancy?
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Hope he's not a Newcastle fan:-(, minus the wedding music sounds like my ultimate lazy day 😃
ADD: 0901 Dec 4, 2011

Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
FussyJosh wrote:
I just got a text of my fiance saying 'your sick!!! xxx'
I dot even know what the F ive done :/

Internet history?
I dunno :/ shes a crazy bitch hal the time
Don Igor Dec 4, 2011

edd shot wrote:
αϻɳεʑ 🍀 22 hours ago Quote
The newest MSG in my phone is when asking my friend what his plans for the day are:

Just skinning up In my dressing gown, Chelsea Newcastle on, wedding music. Pop over if you fancy?
------
Hope he's not a Newcastle fan:-(, minus the wedding music sounds like my ultimate lazy day 😃

Yes... The wedding music didn't really get done. It was the football, then villa manutd, then a massive curry, then FIFA.... Annnnnnd relax!