The time has come
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Salvation has returned. The time has come for all of TW to seek Salvation. Time for u all to open ur eyes and see the purity and awesomeness known as Salvation.
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ummmm
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*facepalm*😓✋.
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Oohs noes!
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King Kelder needs to learn to bow down to a higher power. When you bown down Kelder repeat the following and you will see the light..."Master Rahl guide us. Master Rahl teach us. Master Rahl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve you. Our lives are yours."
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Oh how we have awaited your return oh great king..... Salvation is here....
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Yaaawwwnnn
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Rahl. The Almightness has returned. The King has traveled many lands. The King has slayed many "Masters". Step down or be dethroned.
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Ok time to start capping.
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Wow it's been a while Kelder. Welcome back
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For you newer players who have no idea who this is, don't worry about it. He will disappear and not be seen again for another couple months
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The return is permanent. The ppl of TW have spoken. They have been in need of The King and his Salvation. Nick has begged for my return. He needs The King.
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You aren't my king anyone who self-proclaims themself as a king isn't a my king, and isn't worthy of the title
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U shall have Salvation. Once u receive Salvation u will see the power and awesomeness known as The King
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Bow down to the almighty King Kelder! 🙌 I praise thee 🙏
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Ok and the cubs are going to GIGO the world series, the browns are going to go to the superbowl, and the world will end in 2012 we know, can someone tell me who he is and why people are freaking out about him.
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Go not GIGO.
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JrMiScHiEf wrote:
He is Salvation, The Almighty, the one and ONLY King Kelder. You've never heard of Him? Just move along. You don't deserve His grace.Ok and the cubs are going to GIGO the world series, the browns are going to go to the superbowl, and the world will end in 2012 we know, can someone tell me who he is and why people are freaking out about him.
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The king has returned! Run for the hills!! Lol joking
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TrailerTrash wrote:
Well can u tell me who king Kelder is, does this have to do with CW because I looked at his page and that's what I guessing.JrMiScHiEf wrote:
He is Salvation, The Almighty, the one and ONLY King Kelder. You've never heard of Him? Just move along. You don't deserve His grace.Ok and the cubs are going to GIGO the world series, the browns are going to go to the superbowl, and the world will end in 2012 we know, can someone tell me who he is and why people are freaking out about him.
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JrMiScHiEf wrote:
You'd have to have been here a while back. Then you would know about Him.TrailerTrash wrote:
Well can u tell me who king Kelder is, does this have to do with CW because I looked at his page and that's what I guessing.JrMiScHiEf wrote:
He is Salvation, The Almighty, the one and ONLY King Kelder. You've never heard of Him? Just move along. You don't deserve His grace.Ok and the cubs are going to GIGO the world series, the browns are going to go to the superbowl, and the world will end in 2012 we know, can someone tell me who he is and why people are freaking out about him.
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Salvation, I don't think you'll be "dethroning" anyone anytime soon with those stats. I don't think anyone is going to want anything to do with you. And how have you "traversed" and struck down many masters if you only have 10 turf in one town.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Why so serious? Haha! Can you not see its a joke? Like I said... You'd have to have been here a while back to know who he is.Salvation, I don't think you'll be "dethroning" anyone anytime soon with those stats. I don't think anyone is going to want anything to do with you. And how have you "traversed" and struck down many masters if you only have 10 turf in one town.
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TrailerTrash wrote:
I had been thinking that, but you never know. He could suddenly resurface one day with a huge mob and tons of armor and weapons. Not likely, but hey... still possible. Other than that, to bad that he's already in the ER. I could have made some money.Morgan Freeman wrote:
Why so serious? Haha! Can you not see its a joke? Like I said... You'd have to have been here a while back to know who he is.Salvation, I don't think you'll be "dethroning" anyone anytime soon with those stats. I don't think anyone is going to want anything to do with you. And how have you "traversed" and struck down many masters if you only have 10 turf in one town.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Don't disrespect The King! 😡TrailerTrash wrote:
I had been thinking that, but you never know. He could suddenly resurface one day with a huge mob and tons of armor and weapons. Not likely, but hey... still possible. Other than that, to bad that he's already in the ER. I could have made some money.Morgan Freeman wrote:
Why so serious? Haha! Can you not see its a joke? Like I said... You'd have to have been here a while back to know who he is.Salvation, I don't think you'll be "dethroning" anyone anytime soon with those stats. I don't think anyone is going to want anything to do with you. And how have you "traversed" and struck down many masters if you only have 10 turf in one town.
Too bad you're too far away. -
It is good to see The King still has the power to stir the pot. And as far as having the "mob", "turf", or "weapons" to annihilate you. Just all a few clicks away. Don't test The King and his powers. Just accept His Salvation.
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And if u wish to test the waters over on the other game, bring ur man purse.
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Too far....
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The✯Hitmαn wrote:
Not for me!Too far....
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S/\lv/\ti()n wrote:
I'll pass. :)It is good to see The King still has the power to stir the pot. And as far as having the "mob", "turf", or "weapons" to annihilate you. Just all a few clicks away. Don't test The King and his powers. Just accept His Salvation.
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Most of you obviously don't know his Majesty.
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