A little tip for all you 'drivers'

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ADD: 0901 Dec 1, 2011

How to save your hard earned pennies from the government...

Speed camera:- take the fine too court, and ask if the speed camera was recalibrated that morning, if the answers no then the speed it calculated was wrong.
Clamping:- let the tyre that is clamped half way down, the turn your wheel to the farside opposite the front of the clamp and slowly reverse, if you can get the clamp off without breaking the padlock you dont have too pay
GreenManXphile Dec 1, 2011

If you have a key lock on your door, and you lock your keys in your car, go grab a tennis ball. Punch a hole in it. Then press the hole against your car lock, and shove the ball quick. The air pressure will unlock the lock.
Add XXL Dec 1, 2011

Or
Abide by national speed limits,
Park legally and
Don't leave your keys in your car when you choose to lock it :-)

I'm kidding guys, good tips! I got a speeding ticket last year and it sucked!
Jeff 🍆 Newton Dec 1, 2011

The speed camera thing sounds great!
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 1, 2011

₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
If you have a key lock on your door, and you lock your keys in your car, go grab a tennis ball. Punch a hole in it. Then press the hole against your car lock, and shove the ball quick. The air pressure will unlock the lock.

Does that still work? I remember it worked easy with metros, old minis and maestros and monteigos...
PSYCOPATHIC Dec 1, 2011

₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
If you have a key lock on your door, and you lock your keys in your car, go grab a tennis ball. Punch a hole in it. Then press the hole against your car lock, and shove the ball quick. The air pressure will unlock the lock.

This is proven that it dont work
Add: HUSTLE Dec 1, 2011

FussyJosh wrote:
How to save your hard earned pennies from the government...

Speed camera:- take the fine too court, and ask if the speed camera was recalibrated that morning, if the answers no then the speed it calculated was wrong.
Clamping:- let the tyre that is clamped half way down, the turn your wheel to the farside opposite the front of the clamp and slowly reverse, if you can get the clamp off without breaking the padlock you dont have too pay

Speed cameras quote is very Old it doesn't work anymore ! So just take the points and £60 fine because in court it can go upto £300
Kenobi Dec 1, 2011

₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
If you have a key lock on your door, and you lock your keys in your car, go grab a tennis ball. Punch a hole in it. Then press the hole against your car lock, and shove the ball quick. The air pressure will unlock the lock.

That was proved wrong
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 1, 2011

Kenobi wrote:
₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
If you have a key lock on your door, and you lock your keys in your car, go grab a tennis ball. Punch a hole in it. Then press the hole against your car lock, and shove the ball quick. The air pressure will unlock the lock.

That was proved wrong
Would have worked on old austins
GreenManXphile Dec 1, 2011

PSYCOPATHIC wrote:
₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
If you have a key lock on your door, and you lock your keys in your car, go grab a tennis ball. Punch a hole in it. Then press the hole against your car lock, and shove the ball quick. The air pressure will unlock the lock.

This is proven that it dont work
Yeah. It worked on my ex girlfriends car. I didn't say all cars. I was referring to piece of shits.
〓₩ⅈʗ₭Ë̤ᐈ EVO〓 Dec 1, 2011

₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
PSYCOPATHIC wrote:
₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
If you have a key lock on your door, and you lock your keys in your car, go grab a tennis ball. Punch a hole in it. Then press the hole against your car lock, and shove the ball quick. The air pressure will unlock the lock.

This is proven that it dont work
Yeah. It worked on my ex girlfriends car. I didn't say all cars. I was referring to piece of shits.
The only time I saw that work was in the movie the next 3 days. Good movie tho! Haha