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You are reding this... Ask your self why... The answer will be because your bored
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^ the answer wasn't because I was bored
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Fact... Not including you
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To succeed in failing, you must fail to not succeed in succeeding to fail in not failing to succeed after failing to fail in succeeding. But, if you want to not fail in not succeeding to succeed, then you might fail at failing in succeeding to succeed in the succeeding fail that failed to not succeed in over failing to most possibly succeed to fail in not failing for the chance to succeed.
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TurtleJuice447 wrote:
Ouch... Couldn't even read it through without bain asplodeTo succeed in failing, you must fail to not succeed in succeeding to fail in not failing to succeed after failing to fail in succeeding. But, if you want to not fail in not succeeding to succeed, then you might fail at failing in succeeding to succeed in the succeeding fail that failed to not succeed in over failing to most possibly succeed to fail in not failing for the chance to succeed.
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The average banana is nearly 7 inches
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Alligators and Crocodiles can move their lungs around in their body, aergo being able to move so silently in the water.
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Queen Nicole wrote:
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose ,but you can't pick you friends nose factEvery person ( whether they admit it or not ) picks their nose. FACT
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über wrote:
You spelled color instead of reading factYou are reding this... Ask your self why... The answer will be because your bored
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travdog70 wrote:
Queen Nicole wrote:
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose ,but you can't pick you friends nose factEvery person ( whether they admit it or not ) picks their nose. FACT
Love that quote ha use it all the time.
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FussyJosh wrote:
Not humming 'mmmmm' ing. As if u like something u just ate.💀Black Shadow 💀 wrote:
How do you mean?Trying to go 'mmm' with your mouth closed and without puffing your cheeks for 7 seconds. Impossible (if u do it correctly it is impossible but knowing many of you, you will cheat and say you can...)
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The moon is made of cheese and Uranus is made of arsehole meat......fact
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I've made out with two female b list celebrities in my life. But the fact is, I don't care if you believe me.
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Lucky f!ck (:I've made out with two female b list celebrities in my life. But the fact is, I don't care if you believe me.
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💀Black Shadow 💀 wrote:
Dude, you left out the most important part. You have to hold your nose. Lame.FussyJosh wrote:
Not humming 'mmmmm' ing. As if u like something u just ate.💀Black Shadow 💀 wrote:
How do you mean?Trying to go 'mmm' with your mouth closed and without puffing your cheeks for 7 seconds. Impossible (if u do it correctly it is impossible but knowing many of you, you will cheat and say you can...)
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And it isnt impossible!
Just stretch your throat so the air stays there and doesnt puff your cheeks ;) -
Brown🎵Note wrote:
When typing, i think ahead and sometimes miss parts. I thought i had wrote it. And 'dude' like i care whether it is lame. Majority of things in this post are lame.💀Black Shadow 💀 wrote:
Dude, you left out the most important part. You have to hold your nose. Lame.FussyJosh wrote:
Not humming 'mmmmm' ing. As if u like something u just ate.💀Black Shadow 💀 wrote:
How do you mean?Trying to go 'mmm' with your mouth closed and without puffing your cheeks for 7 seconds. Impossible (if u do it correctly it is impossible but knowing many of you, you will cheat and say you can...)
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I keep humming. Is that right? -
FussyJosh wrote:
Haha. Why do you assume that? Not all be list celebs are worth making out with. I'm not saying the two I made out with weren't an absolute delight. But shit... In some circles Kate Gosslin, and sarah silverman are b list celebs... Actually scratch that. I think I would make like white on printer paper, and be alllll over silverman. But i'd pretend in my head that she was Whitney Cummings. I would also love nothing more than to make out with Chelsea Handler... Fact.₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Lucky f!ck (:I've made out with two female b list celebrities in my life. But the fact is, I don't care if you believe me.
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💀Black Shadow 💀 wrote:
Lame lamer is lame.Brown🎵Note wrote:
When typing, i think ahead and sometimes miss parts. I thought i had wrote it. And 'dude' like i care whether it is lame. Majority of things in this post are lame.💀Black Shadow 💀 wrote:
Dude, you left out the most important part. You have to hold your nose. Lame.FussyJosh wrote:
Not humming 'mmmmm' ing. As if u like something u just ate.💀Black Shadow 💀 wrote:
How do you mean?Trying to go 'mmm' with your mouth closed and without puffing your cheeks for 7 seconds. Impossible (if u do it correctly it is impossible but knowing many of you, you will cheat and say you can...)
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Because if you look at the 'social circles' that celebs and such go by...your a lucky f!ckFussyJosh wrote:
Haha. Why do you assume that? Not all be list celebs are worth making out with. I'm not saying the two I made out with weren't an absolute delight. But shit... In some circles Kate Gosslin, and sarah silverman are b list celebs... Actually scratch that. I think I would make like white on printer paper, and be alllll over silverman. But i'd pretend in my head that she was Whitney Cummings. I would also love nothing more than to make out with Chelsea Handler... Fact.₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Lucky f!ck (:I've made out with two female b list celebrities in my life. But the fact is, I don't care if you believe me.
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travdog70 wrote:
I think that I just found the motivation to hop to Alaska.GunnGunn wrote:
If I wasn't so far away I would send apeface the rapist to the er 🏥🚑💨vishbume wrote:
Whoa there!apeface wrote:
Not funnyI'm a rapist
f🅰©t™FACT
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Brown🎵Note wrote:
Lmao. Okay then ^_^💀Black Shadow 💀 wrote:
Lame lamer is lame.Brown🎵Note wrote:
When typing, i think ahead and sometimes miss parts. I thought i had wrote it. And 'dude' like i care whether it is lame. Majority of things in this post are lame.💀Black Shadow 💀 wrote:
Dude, you left out the most important part. You have to hold your nose. Lame.FussyJosh wrote:
Not humming 'mmmmm'💀Black Shadow 💀 wrote:
How do you mean?Trying to go 'mmm' with your mouth closed and without puffing your cheeks for 7 seconds. Impossible (if u do it correctly it is impossible but knowing many of you, you will cheat and say you can...)
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I keep humming. Is that right? -
Ducks quake don't echo
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Its impossible to say toy boat 3 times really fast
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über flubbed wrote:
I changed your name factIts impossible to say toy boat 3 times really fast
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FussyJosh wrote:
King Nicole wrote:
I'm not childish!!! I'm just smelling my fart ;)
God i want to a woman again haha
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MrAnonymous wrote:
αϻɳεʑ 🍀 wrote:
You might be right, the rules may have changed. Point is: Singapore is a very strict countryMrAnonymous wrote:
I thought it was only illegal to buy or sell in singapore. I remember we used to buy shit loads of it from Malaysia or indo and bring it back.Its is illegal to sell or posses chewing gum in Singapore.
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Saying that, Singapore did used to have different rules for locals and expatsJoaquin Phoenix was sentenced to death for possession of too much gum!
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dr p wrote:
brain stomper wrote:
No, not factTwins have alternating heartbeats in the womb
You are not a doctor
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icemanian wrote:
I farted in a jar and buried it in my garden factFussyJosh wrote:
King Nicole wrote:
I'm not childish!!! I'm just smelling my fart ;)
God i want to a woman again haha
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A woman can be equitted of a felony for promoting/ using five dildos at the same time.
Also, Hitler dated and then killed his niece.
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