🎁Unusual Presents🎁
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What are some of the unusual presents you've received?
My parents just gave me 5lb bag of cinnamon bears. Yum!!
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I bought my dad some chocolate coated ants last year for christmas.
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When I was younger, I got a Barney toy that only spoke arabian...
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I got a toilet seat once. After presents, I had the honor of changing out the old one and putting in the new.
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What are cinnamon bears?
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I got a condem as a joke
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apeface wrote:
Same...I got a condem as a joke
I got caught in the apartment with a local girl on holiday...
My mum went to the chemist when we was at my uncles club and decided to shout at the top of her voice when she got back 'josh! I've got you some condoms!'Embarassing
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I regret selling that condem.
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Why?
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My wife came home asking for kids.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Big gummi bears that are cinnamon flavorWhat are cinnamon bears?
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One time a fellow mobster gave me cement shoes...
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I was given a Fushigi once. It went directly to the trash.
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I got an IOU from an ex for the network adapter for the playstation.
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For my 22nd birthday, my Israeli military, and truth be told... Kinda shady friend I've had since childhood, said he was gonna take me out to dinner and drinks. But instead of driving to uptown like he said we were going, he started driving to his parent's cabin like three hours away, and not once on the entire trip did he tell me where we were going. I was getting pretty annoyed but I was curious, and he had bought 4 of my favorite Jolt Cherry pops, so I just went with it.
Anyways we got to his family's secluded cabin, which was actually more a cabin themed mcmansion. Then I was giving him shit about not just telling me we were going to his cabin. But he just smiled and said "Hey Bast, (my name is Sebastian) i got something to show ya! So he lifted his back door up on his car and unlocked his gun box in the back.
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He unlocked this other gun case and pulled out a HK .45 mark 23 handgun w/ an under barrel green laser attachment, as well as an absolutely illegal KAC suppressor. While he was screwing on the supppresor he goes, "it's yours! Happy birthday! Oh yeah that box and bag are yours too". I was pretty blown away. First because the thought crossed my mind that maybe my best friend was gonna kill me in the woods and I was relieved. But then because the holy shit moment hit me that my buddy just gave me a more that $3500 dollar gift.
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Oh yeah! Almost forgot the box and bag. The box had a bottle of Don Julio 1942, a bottle of Stoli elit, and a bottle of Patron Platinum. The brown paper bag had a state of the art, military grade nigh
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.... Meh I just realized I was writing wayyyyy to much about my presents.... Sorry. I tend to get lost in my mind and ramble about my thoughts... So here the short verson in as few words as possible...
Friend takes me to cabin. Gives me three bottles of top shelf alcohol. A tactical spec ops fitted handgun and 500 rounds. A pair of NV/IR wearable goggles. A stack of old televisions, and several cardboard cutouts of various star wars characters, and celebrities as targets. After taking shots, and 2 hours of destroying TVs About 40 friends and friends of friends ours started showing up. When we run out of ammo the situation turns into a surprise party all my friends had planned.
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Weird, I was just wondering what your name was.Oh yeah! Almost forgot the box and bag. The box had a bottle of Don Julio 1942, a bottle of Stoli elit, and a bottle of Patron Platinum. The brown paper bag had a state of the art, military grade nigh
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Highlights of the party...
-Taping a rag to an arrow and soaking it in gasoline.
- pouring an excessive amount of gas on a large pile of wood we made.
-stringing the arrow on a bow and aiming at the pile of wood while a friend like the arrow.
-forgetting what happens if you let that much as sit 15 mins.
-Shoot arrow and get a direct hit.
-the fumes from the gasoline ignites into a 10 foot radius fire ball.
-buddies wearing shorts loose leg hair, and the grass around the wood is burned, but no one got hurt.
-girls scream and freak out. Guys start chanting "USA,USA!"
-we ended up partying the whole damn weekend. As in no one left for two days.It was the best and random gift ever.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I've told you my name before haven't I? Well in case I haven't, its Danger... ;D₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
Weird, I was just wondering what your name was.Oh yeah! Almost forgot the box and bag. The box had a bottle of Don Julio 1942, a bottle of Stoli elit, and a bottle of Patron Platinum. The brown paper bag had a state of the art, military grade nigh
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But actually my full name is "Count, Dr. Sir Danger Tamagachi Disco Panda". But please feel free call me Danger, Bast, or so fucking yours. That's what other interesting women, such as yourself, usually call me.
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some Eskimo hooker gave me the clap.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
At least you didn't get a round of applause.some Eskimo hooker gave me the clap.
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
You shpuld have danger as your middle nameBut actually my full name is "Count, Dr. Sir Danger Tamagachi Disco Panda". But please feel free call me Danger, Bast, or so fucking yours. That's what other interesting women, such as yourself, usually call me.
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I got a pony?
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So did katie price...
Look what happened too her...be afraid be very afraid haha -
My dad said he was going to give a 306 hunting rifle but instead he took my little bros fake broken ak 47 taped it to a shower curtain and put in a gun bag that he gave to me... I was very surprised to find that. Then he said to open up the side pocket and I took out my iPod the same I'm using now.
I also got a epiphone guitar that was painted to look 3D really cool... Best Christmas ever! -
Are guitars generally 3-dimensional?
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At the age if 10 my gradma gave me a car/radio road side kit
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αϻɳεʑ 🍀 wrote:
No that's just an urban legend.Are guitars generally 3-dimensional?
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