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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Nov 24, 2011

Share you best drunk stories,was chatting to a mate yesterday about mine....very funny
I'll start,fell asleep in a bush at half 5 in the morning and got taken home in a police van,fell asleep in a field when I needed a pee with my pants round my ankles surrounded by cows.
Also went sleep walking after a big session at my mates house and headed to his local pond in just my pants.....luckily his mum heard me and got me back in the house 😊

Best one I heard was a pal of mine went to Austria with his girlfriend and got hammered,was in bed realized he was gonna throw up,got to the toilet started spewing and also needed a poo but whilst he was wretching crapped himself stood up,feet in the shite (between the toes and everything)went back to bed the opposite way to his girlfriend and she woke up with crap all over her face! 😂
Don Igor Nov 24, 2011

Best one I heard was a pal of mine went to Austria with his girlfriend and got hammered,was in bed realized he was gonna throw up,got to the toilet started spewing and also needed a poo but whilst he was wretching crapped himself stood up,feet in the shite (between the toes and everything)went back to bed the opposite way to his girlfriend and she woke up with crap all over her face! 😂

That should be included in the deal breakers thread!
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Nov 24, 2011

The relationship didn't last very long after that.....can't think why.
Remember kids,drink responsibly 🍻🍺🍻