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U know when u wake up in the morning and go 'oooo shit' well it's one of them days lol
Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
If anyone saw Mr Big Cat last night please let him know what the fuck happened last night
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Ummm, overuse maybe? RSI? Lawl 😏Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Haha good shout.. Maybe that's what happened... I got dumped due to a Wanking too much and as a result I went on a hand love bingeMr Big Cat wrote:
Ummm, overuse maybe? RSI? Lawl 😏Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
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We've all been there...when u wake up covered in blood you tend to freak out!!!
(turns out I got in a fist fight/brawl) lol! 👊👊👊😡
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Lol, nothing wrong with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters... atleast you know she's clean ;)👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Haha good shout.. Maybe that's what happened... I got dumped due to a Wanking too much and as a result I went on a hand love bingeMr Big Cat wrote:
Ummm, overuse maybe? RSI? Lawl 😏Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Is she?Mr Big Cat wrote:
Lol, nothing wrong with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters... atleast you know she's clean ;)👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Haha good shout.. Maybe that's what happened... I got dumped due to a Wanking too much and as a result I went on a hand love bingeMr Big Cat wrote:
Ummm, overuse maybe? RSI? Lawl 😏Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
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Bahahaha, depends if you own soap or not 😳
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
But she is putting on weight, she is all bloated and a little embarrassing. I have the hand like the dude from the gooniesMr Big Cat wrote:
Lol, nothing wrong with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters... atleast you know she's clean ;)👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Haha good shout.. Maybe that's what happened... I got dumped due to a Wanking too much and as a result I went on a hand love bingeMr Big Cat wrote:
Ummm, overuse maybe? RSI? Lawl 😏Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Nothing wrong with some junk in the trunk (or palm) lol👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
But she is putting on weight, she is all bloated and a little embarrassing. I have the hand like the dude from the gooniesMr Big Cat wrote:
Lol, nothing wrong with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters... atleast you know she's clean ;)👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Haha good shout.. Maybe that's what happened... I got dumped due to a Wanking too much and as a result I went on a hand love bingeMr Big Cat wrote:
Ummm, overuse maybe? RSI? Lawl 😏Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I hate those Sunday mornings lolU know when u wake up in the morning and go 'oooo shit' well it's one of them days lol
Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
If anyone saw Mr Big Cat last night please let him know what the fuck happened last night
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I'm having one of those mornings right now! After midnight I have severe memory loss...
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jolly☠rogue wrote:
Mate it's not good times for my sleepMr Big Cat wrote:
I hate those Sunday mornings lolU know when u wake up in the morning and go 'oooo shit' well it's one of them days lol
Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
If anyone saw Mr Big Cat last night please let him know what the fuck happened last night
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αϻɳεʑ 🍀 wrote:
Haha snap, although I dare say my memory loss is from significantly earlier... Just slowly piecing bits together...I'm having one of those mornings right now! After midnight I have severe memory loss...
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
LMFAO - so are you BACK now????U know when u wake up in the morning and go 'oooo shit' well it's one of them days lol
Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
If anyone saw Mr Big Cat last night please let him know what the fuck happened last night
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I think it is quite obvious what happened. You were sleeping (a fine sleep induced by the powers of ale) and the TBS tried attacking you and you fought back well in your sleep. No doubt you won as your sleep wasn't disturbed. Check for traces of flour and/or dough near you. Go BC go!
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♨CRACKA wrote:
Not really. I haven't attacked or capped anyone in months. I just like the forumsMr Big Cat wrote:
LMFAO - so are you BACK now????U know when u wake up in the morning and go 'oooo shit' well it's one of them days lol
Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
If anyone saw Mr Big Cat last night please let him know what the fuck happened last night
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randombloke wrote:
Your powers are strong RB, pillsbury dough boy was hidden under my bed. Cheeky git thought I wouldn't notice himI think it is quite obvious what happened. You were sleeping (a fine sleep induced by the powers of ale) and the TBS tried attacking you and you fought back well in your sleep. No doubt you won as your sleep wasn't disturbed. Check for traces of flour and/or dough near you. Go BC go!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
COME BACK!!!!! MISS YOU!!!! 😘♨CRACKA wrote:
Not really. I haven't attacked or capped anyone in months. I just like the forumsMr Big Cat wrote:
LMFAO - so are you BACK now????U know when u wake up in the morning and go 'oooo shit' well it's one of them days lol
Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
If anyone saw Mr Big Cat last night please let him know what the fuck happened last night
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♨CRACKA wrote:
U the man CrackaMr Big Cat wrote:
COME BACK!!!!! MISS YOU!!!! 😘♨CRACKA wrote:
Not really. I haven't attacked or capped anyone in months. I just like the forumsMr Big Cat wrote:
LMFAO - so are you BACK now????U know when u wake up in the morning and go 'oooo shit' well it's one of them days lol
Think I'm now single and my hand is swollen to the size of a melon. I would say cantaloupe, not watermelon yet.
If anyone saw Mr Big Cat last night please let him know what the fuck happened last night
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I'm feeling a little frail this morning myself, know how your feeling cat,apparently a reliable source informed me this morning that I got into abit of a nasty situation while waiting for my pizza at 2am this morning, as a result someone somewhere is gonna be waking up today with a sore chin, I can't remember a thing, my phone keeps ringing and I can't be arsed to answer it lol😞😞😞😞
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James87💀🔫⚠ wrote:
We've all been there...when u wake up covered in blood you tend to freak out!!!
(turns out I got in a fist fight/brawl) lol! 👊👊👊😡
I've done that, blood is defiantly the scariest substance to wake up covered in
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