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Funny signs people have seen?

• Tony10Thumbs Nov 18, 2011

  My favorite is:
  "Dont worry what people think, they don't do it often"
• Iceberg_Slim Nov 19, 2011

  Owners; Keep your dogs off the grass.
  Dogs; Bark Woof Grrrrrr Woof, Good Boy.
• YÓU Nov 19, 2011

  I actually have a bumper sticker that reads "I ♣ seals" its amazing how many people just dont get it. Lol
• YÓU Nov 19, 2011

  ghobo wrote:

  I was driving to a tourney and I drove by a sign saying 'Welcome to Intercourse PA'
  

  The best part about it is the fact that you can buy bumper stickers there with a picture of an Amish man driving a horse drawn carraige that says, "i love intercourse"
• ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Nov 20, 2011

  Theres a township near me called leet township. And the sign says welcome to leet township but someone spray painted we r 1337 on the bottom right corner of it
• ΣᏓརᎿཛ Nov 20, 2011

  Xnabs wrote:

  "CAUTION: the edges of this sign are sharp"
  

  Lol I've seen that one👍👍👍
• R252llack Nov 20, 2011

  Streets signs saying " this way", and "that way"
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Nov 21, 2011

  ⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:

  ₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:

  ⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:

  I saw I sign in a local park that said 'DANGER, the squirrels have STI's in our area'
  

  The squirrels street race in your area?

  sti= sexually transmitted diseases= HIV!

  Sti=kind of subaru also 😋
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Nov 21, 2011

  YÓU wrote:

  I actually have a bumper sticker that reads "I ♣ seals" its amazing how many people just dont get it. Lol
  

  Lmfao😹
• irridescent✨ Nov 21, 2011

  blablabla wrote:

  Hospital in Northampton had a direction sign:
  Family Planning Advice
  Please use rear entrance⬇
  

  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
• Add code 43 Nov 22, 2011

  Saw one that said "honk if your horny"
• PØÇ Nov 22, 2011

  I saw a sign at the park it said, "Please pick up afte your dogs!" and under it it also said, "NO PETS!" total fail
• legoman27 Nov 22, 2011

  Saw a billboard that was shattered with paintballs and read " I pooted "
• HackSack Nov 24, 2011

  I saw a sign in Florida that said "do not molest the alligators. They may bite you in the process.
• A͜ÐÐ🐰ᎦསཔᏩ🔫🔴🌆 Nov 24, 2011

  I saw a sign that said "no"
• ADD: 0901 Nov 24, 2011

  I once saw a dirty van that someone wrote in the dirt 'clean me im dirty'
  He later wrote a reply back
  'i wish my wife was as dirty as this'
• Chuck иorris Nov 24, 2011

  YÓU wrote:

  I actually have a bumper sticker that reads "I ♣ seals" its amazing how many people just dont get it. Lol
  

  Hahaha I club seals
• C0sM1cPeNgUiN Nov 25, 2011

  Tanthony43 wrote:

  Saw one that said "honk if your horny"
  

  lol
• 🍟ßᎥ₲ ҡэṼчƝ🍟 Nov 25, 2011

  I saw one at a church billboard and it said 'If your problems are long standing, try kneeling'
• T3ddi B3ar Nov 27, 2011

  i saw a man riding a motorcycle. he had a bright orange shirt that said "can you see me now butthole!?!
• slugboy Nov 27, 2011

  FussyJosh wrote:

  I once saw a dirty van that someone wrote in the dirt 'clean me im dirty'
  He later wrote a reply back
  'i wish my wife was as dirty as this'
  

  I have seen this on White vans before.
  My fave also had this after them both,
  "she is with me"

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