kitchen appliances are decepticons.

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irridescent✨ Nov 16, 2011

anyone remember in the beginning of Transformer Revenge of the Fallen when Sam drops the cube sliver and lights his room on fire and turns his blender n all his kitchen appliances into Decepticons?

yeah well. after blowing up my tea in the microwave, freezing my pack of cheese in the refeigerator (wtf) and burning myself with the toaster and growing a blister, i'm starting to wonder if Decepticons live in my kitchen.
BellaItaliana Nov 16, 2011

I just thought of the scary fridge in Requiem For a Dream.
Brown🎵Note Nov 16, 2011

"Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."
irridescent✨ Nov 16, 2011

bye🎵 wrote:
"Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."

no, you see that type of behavior in a fricken decepticon microwave. 😡😒😂😂😂
irridescent✨ Nov 16, 2011

the fourth side is for u to slice your fingers on. im telling you its the decepticons.
Brown🎵Note Nov 16, 2011

irridescent✨ wrote:
bye🎵 wrote:
"Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."

no, you see that type of behavior in a fricken decepticon microwave. 😡😒😂😂😂
Did you hear a voice that said "Zuul"?
irridescent✨ Nov 16, 2011

bye🎵 wrote:
irridescent✨ wrote:
bye🎵 wrote:
"Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."

no, you see that type of behavior in a fricken decepticon microwave. 😡😒😂😂😂
Did you hear a voice that said "Zuul"?
nope. i did hear "All Hail Megatron"....
Donkey Punter Nov 16, 2011

ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I just thought of the scary fridge in Requiem For a Dream.

Ooooo... I hear ya. I was nervous around my fridge after that movie. Crazy, crazy movie.
irridescent✨ Nov 17, 2011

stoves are evil too. i lit my hair on fire once.
i was trying to get the pilot on the stupid thing to wrk n it wasnt, so i struck a match and the stove fricken exploded. lit my hair on fire😡😒 i didnt know the first thing about cooking or stoves back then! how was i supposed to know that just bc the pilot doesnt work doesnt mean it doesnt have gas😒
GreenManXphile Nov 17, 2011

Mr. Wallace wrote:
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I just thought of the scary fridge in Requiem For a Dream.

Ooooo... I hear ya. I was nervous around my fridge after that movie. Crazy, crazy movie.
Or the shooting up scenes! "VVSSHH VOOOMPPPP BIIISHHHH TROOOOMPP CLUNNNNK drrrrip!...... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh......"
GreenManXphile Nov 17, 2011

ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I just thought of the scary fridge in Requiem For a Dream.

Oh great. You rememinded me of Requiem. Now I have a craving for cucumbers. Thanks alot bella!
10 PIN TONY Nov 17, 2011

Something tells me you should stay out of the kitchen
TDi Nov 17, 2011

You need to tell them they have a choice on what side to fight for. They didn't get the memo when they were made.
NaiBlanc Nov 17, 2011

₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I just thought of the scary fridge in Requiem For a Dream.

Oh great. You rememinded me of Requiem. Now I have a craving for cucumbers. Thanks alot bella!

mmmmmm cucumbers..... lol
BellaItaliana Nov 17, 2011

₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I just thought of the scary fridge in Requiem For a Dream.

Oh great. You rememinded me of Requiem. Now I have a craving for cucumbers. Thanks alot bella!
Juice, juice, juice by you!
★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Nov 17, 2011

Also never ever feed your appliances after midnight nor no matter what never ever get them wet or water on them....
irridescent✨ Nov 17, 2011

1⃣0⃣PIN TONY🏁 wrote:
Something tells me you should stay out of the kitchen

one day i will defeat the kitchen appliances. WITHOUT injury.
irridescent✨ Nov 18, 2011

smashed my hand in the oven door. God it never ends!!! fricken decepticon oven😡
simbaha2 Nov 19, 2011

lol
CountingCoups Nov 19, 2011

Get you a cross and some holy water and call a priest. After he's finished, get some sage and call a Sioux medicine man.
squishedfrog Nov 19, 2011

Canadian bacon is looking for his toaster anyone seen it
〓 J C 〓 Nov 20, 2011

Too funny for fourth page
irridescent✨ Nov 20, 2011

jcisabeast wrote:
Too funny for fourth page

lol thanks. glad the lil red eyed robot demons in my kitchen amuse you👍
Pewpewpewpewpew Nov 20, 2011

My toaster shall bot be forgiven.
irridescent✨ Nov 20, 2011

Xnabs wrote:
My toaster shall bot be forgiven.

was the 'bot' thing a typo or was it on purpose? coz its funny considering im complaining about my toaster being a robot.
canadian bacon Nov 21, 2011

Have we found mine yet? Shiny metal holds four slices or two bagels.
irridescent✨ Nov 21, 2011

canadian bacon wrote:
Have we found mine yet? Shiny metal holds four slices or two bagels.

no, sorry. it must be off with Bella's refrigerator.
irridescent✨ Nov 24, 2011

i wasnt allowed to cook today...