WTF dude?!

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LAWRENCE😮‍💨 Nov 14, 2011

I hurt my toe after kicking my couch while playing football/soccer in my house. I went to hospital today to find out I broke it! I mean WTF man! It's a frickin' couch. (any money you all thought I was gonna complain about getting attacked lol)
₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ Nov 14, 2011

Yep, I thought you were gonna complain that someone capped you outta somewhere!😂
LAWRENCE😮‍💨 Nov 14, 2011

👾₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ👾 wrote:
Yep, I thought you were gonna complain that someone capped you outta somewhere!😂

Lol. But it's a bloody couch lol. You don't hear someone say 'i broke my toe, arm, leg ect. Because I kicked my couch!'
₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ Nov 14, 2011

⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
👾₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ👾 wrote:
Yep, I thought you were gonna complain that someone capped you outta somewhere!😂

Lol. But it's a bloody couch lol. You don't hear someone say 'i broke my toe, arm, leg ect. Because I kicked my couch!'
This is true..😜 But the other year, I strained my ligament because I kicked the floor!😂 I think it's cause when you kick stuff toe-first, your foot kinda crumpled up and ouch!😝
LAWRENCE😮‍💨 Nov 14, 2011

👾₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ👾 wrote:
⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
👾₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ👾 wrote:
Yep, I thought you were gonna complain that someone capped you outta somewhere!😂

Lol. But it's a bloody couch lol. You don't hear someone say 'i broke my toe, arm, leg ect. Because I kicked my couch!'
This is true..😜 But the other year, I strained my ligament because I kicked the floor!😂 I think it's cause when you kick stuff toe-first, your foot kinda crumpled up and ouch!😝
it's weird cos your just like WTF. Damn you floor/couch!
Info Warrior SP Nov 14, 2011

Broke my metatarsal playing footy a few years ago, not from a tackle, not even from going over on it, so I blamed the pitch so I didn't look as soft 😹
LAWRENCE😮‍💨 Nov 14, 2011

Info Warrior SP wrote:
Broke my metatarsal playing footy a few years ago, not from a tackle, not even from going over on it, so I blamed the pitch so I didn't look as soft 😹

lol
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Nov 15, 2011

LMAO I fractured my hand after hittin a couch once. I didn't even hit it that hard yet I got it at an angle and the wood inside hit me with the corner and next thing I knew in grabbin my wrist my hand is red swellin up quickly and my grandma is wrappin a potato around it. It's still messed up and hurts to write too much. Fractured every single small bone in my dam hand. You can see on the xrays the cracks go across them all. You can tell the difference when I hold up my hands next to eachother. The one that was fractured, has more distance between the knuckle of my pinkie and my wrist.
!Rogue Nov 15, 2011

👾₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ👾 wrote:
Yep, I thought you were gonna complain that someone capped you outta somewhere!😂

Hahaha. I had a good laugh at this one. Get well soon.
LAWRENCE😮‍💨 Nov 15, 2011

!Rogue wrote:
👾₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ👾 wrote:
Yep, I thought you were gonna complain that someone capped you outta somewhere!😂

Hahaha. I had a good laugh at this one. Get well soon.
thanks
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Nov 15, 2011

I somehow never broke or fractured any of my bones yet.
Falling off of things- no
Slamming a wooden door on my finger- no
Getting in that car crash once- close... But no
I must be iron man or something like that.
Get well soon.
ENZOVEVO™ Nov 15, 2011

Lol same things but the sad thing is I broke my arm sliding on a roof trying to prank a friend (in CHRISTMAS)
ⱣλБŁΩ Nov 15, 2011

I kicked a curb once...
RangerGrape Nov 15, 2011

Stop crying, had a look at your profile and it says couch capped you. And he sent a message to your wall saying " aw dont cry did I break your toe when you tried capping my couch."

Sorry I was bored
__Don_Line__ Nov 15, 2011

I was biking downhill once, when I flipped and crashed down the hill. I bumped into a lot of things, and it hurt. However, at the bottom of the hill, neither I or the bike had been damaged.

Walking back home, I tripped and broke my nose.
RangerGrape Nov 15, 2011

But I fell 7.5 meters 3 months ago, got my cast of yesterday and need to do rehab to learn " how to use my foot", so I feel your pain

P.s I have 12 bolts and a plate holding my heel bone together, shattered it, broke a bone in my arm and cracked my head open which needed 24 stitches lol
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Nov 15, 2011

Sir talk a lot wrote:
I somehow never broke or fractured any of my bones yet.
Falling off of things- no
Slamming a wooden door on my finger- no
Getting in that car crash once- close... But no
I must be iron man or something like that.
Get well soon.

start thinkin like that n youll end up doing the stupidest brake of all time 😹 worst part is you wont even be trying
LAWRENCE😮‍💨 Nov 15, 2011

⚡JUNIOR⚡ wrote:
Sir talk a lot wrote:
I somehow never broke or fractured any of my bones yet.
Falling off of things- no
Slamming a wooden door on my finger- no
Getting in that car crash once- close... But no
I must be iron man or something like that.
Get well soon.

start thinkin like that n youll end up doing the stupidest brake of all time 😹 worst part is you wont even be trying
lol
〓BODGΞЯ〓 Nov 15, 2011

⚡ Ⓛⓐⓦⓡⓔⓝⓒⓔ ⚡ wrote:
⚡JUNIOR⚡ wrote:
Sir talk a lot wrote:
I somehow never broke or fractured any of my bones yet.
Falling off of things- no
Slamming a wooden door on my finger- no
Getting in that car crash once- close... But no
I must be iron man or something like that.
Get well soon.

start thinkin like that n youll end up doing the stupidest brake of all time 😹 worst part is you wont even be trying
lol
Hehe loco, I don't think he tried to do that list of things first time round!! Although...I could be wrong... He does like turtles after all.
BellaItaliana Nov 15, 2011

I'm not your mom, but I'll stand in... If if told you once, I've told you a thousand times, DON'T PLAY BALL IN THE HOUSE!
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Nov 15, 2011

ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I'm not your mom, but I'll stand in... If if told you once, I've told you a thousand times, DON'T PLAY BALL IN THE HOUSE!

Yes mommy.
:)
MK💉Ultra🇺🇸💀🔫 Nov 15, 2011

__Don_Line__ wrote:
I was biking downhill once, when I flipped and crashed down the hill. I bumped into a lot of things, and it hurt. However, at the bottom of the hill, neither I or the bike had been damaged.

Walking back home, I tripped and broke my nose.

Oh, noes! That's classic.
LAWRENCE😮‍💨 Nov 15, 2011

ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I'm not your mom, but I'll stand in... If if told you once, I've told you a thousand times, DON'T PLAY BALL IN THE HOUSE!

I was only doing keep ups
₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ Nov 15, 2011

__Don_Line__ wrote:
I was biking downhill once, when I flipped and crashed down the hill. I bumped into a lot of things, and it hurt. However, at the bottom of the hill, neither I or the bike had been damaged.

Walking back home, I tripped and broke my nose.

😂