You know you're a newb when.....
Forums › General Discussion › You know you're a newb when.....- 
  
  ...1M seems like a butload of money :( :( :( 
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  ...you curse at players that attack you. 
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  You say "why are you attacking me we are in the same mob" 
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  You plant a low influenced turf under a 86inf turf and try to destroy the other turf because it's taking money away from you 
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  Your response to any attack is to call godfathers 
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  You attack a turf of a mobster 20,000 more than you wondering when the first win is going to happen.... 
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  you trash talk a player literally 20 times bigger than you. 
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  You reset you account and change you name 3 times in one day, thinking no one will know it's still (hell, it always was) you. 
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  you think mobing up is ,,overrated'' 
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  You think a female mobster is using TW to stalk outback miners for phone sex. 
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  ✪иэЋцмь฿дѕтдя₫ wrote: LolYou think a female mobster is using TW to stalk outback miners for phone sex. 
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  Everytime you're atacked you see it as a war declaration, and form a vendetta 
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  You put all your skill points into Attack and Defense. 
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  ✪иэЋцмь฿дѕтдя₫ wrote: RoflYou think a female mobster is using TW to stalk outback miners for phone sex. 
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  You put your money in the Bank to keep it "safe". 
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  you hate Gas Day. 
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  You post a bully thread in the vendetta forum stating this @$$hole took 2 turf from me 
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  You have a hussy fit when you lose a turf 
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  ✪иэЋцмь฿дѕтдя₫ wrote: Lmao 😂You think a female mobster is using TW to stalk outback miners for phone sex. 
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  Word of advice don't post your add code on general discussion forum I got banned for that temporarily. 
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  ⚡JUNIOR⚡ wrote: 😹 happend to me too! Hee declared war with his 2man mob🙍You plant a low influenced turf under a 86inf turf and try to destroy the other turf because it's taking money away from you 
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  ..when you target someone in a v, then post on their wall "I have targeted you for destruction". 
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  ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ wrote: I did that when I was a noobYou attack a turf of a mobster 20,000 more than you wondering when the first win is going to happen.... 
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  You switch from attacking the 86inf turf of a player 20k bigger than you to a 1inf turf of the same big player figuring it's an easier target 
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  🔥✯Groucho✯🍀 wrote: I have 100billion stashed in my bank for a rainy ayYou put your money in the Bank to keep it "safe". 
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  You make pointless and annoying threads in the GD forum on a daily basis. 
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  👆agreed.pointless posts every 20 seconds because no friends in RL and or mummy didn't hug them as a child 😢 
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  ✪иэЋцмь฿дѕтдя₫ wrote: 👍👍You think a female mobster is using TW to stalk outback miners for phone sex. 
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  Gameplan wrote: 👋💢⚡JUNIOR⚡ wrote: 😹 happend to me too! Hee declared war with his 2man mob🙍You plant a low influenced turf under a 86inf turf and try to destroy the other turf because it's taking money away from you 
 smack some sense into em lmao
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  You attack turf of someone 6 times your size. 
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  You have never heard of H@VOC. 
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