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Oh I've got a doozy this afternoon! So this morning, i'm posting my code list to a couple new players and i find this one called Moont. In his comments, someone posted "thanks for the sex". You guys know me and my sense of humor. I don't know why, but I thought it was hilarious. So i posted my list and then "thanks also for the sex." 5 hours later, gungrave just passed on this message to me that had been sent to her:
private message
Craic says:
BellaItaliana, She likes the phone sex. Check out comments for player moont for the proof. You likey too?After I laughed and explained to her what ACTUALLY happened, I pm'd this Craic person and I'm sorry I did. Nutjob & a half!
Bella: Hey. You. Don't talk about me like that.
Craic: You abuse little players. They give out number n you call them and they cannot defend themselves they lil players don't want sex
Bella: Wtf are you talking about??
Craic: Lil players just wanna grow not feel something growing inside them. Leave them alone.
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Bella: A. He's 29, I saw him post that in someone's comments.
B. It's A JOKE
C. Did you see the comment below it? That's WHY I said it. Just being silly. Jeez. Calm down man.
also I dont give my number to anyone or vice versa.Craic: Okay, i just thought you were threatening weaker players who are literally a thousand times weaker than you to give their number out so you can have your wicked way with them and leave them all alone in the middle of the outback, abused and alone
Bella: What. Are. You. Smoking? That's literally one of the craziest things I've ever heard.
Craic: I may have shared that information with a few people. I am sorry
I see that you are a standup guy who does not randomly contact players at the other side of the world for phone sex, it was jets a misunderstanding. Still, thanking someone for sex public ally is a lil strange especially his number is public and he is a thousand times weaker than youBella: What number are you talking about??
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LMFAOROFL
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Craic: He posted his telephone number on his public comments page. That is why I assumed you had call him for phone sex. What else was I to think. You can call it and see, it is daytime in Australia now
Bella: He did? Weird. I didn't see or know that & it was a joke. I've never even spoken to him & he didn't even respond to me.
Craic: Okay, sorry about that. I jumped to conclusions. Please don't call me, I'm not as weak as moont but he is Australian in the outback and probably lonely. Their wine sucks there too.
Bella: Why would I call you? How would I call you? Who the- what the- wow. My head's gonna burst!
Craic: Good night. Sorry for the trouble. We are friends now right
Bella: No, we are not friends (crying laughing emoji)
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Craic: Sorry I did not want to make enemies just protect lil people from bullying but your not a bully just post silly provocative things on pages of random miners in western australia. That's okay though. Please do not attack me I do not want to be bullied.
Bella: You need to calm down. I'm not going to do anything to your turf.
Craic: Are you going to do something else that may impact upon me, your platitude was very specific, please do not be bad to me.
Meanwhile, I'm dying laughing over here and Moont messages me "No worries, I try my hardest." (Yesss, someone with a sense of humor)
I'll hand it to him, randomly thanking someone on the the other side of the planet I've never spoken to for sex that never took place is a little strange...but...I dunno..I guess I have a strange sense of humor.
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😹 WOW 😹 my side hurts now 😹
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I would have just kept screwing with him, but 3 people now have sent me that message that he sent to guns. Luckily they were all people I know. Who knows who else got it and what they think now. Heh.
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Was it good?
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Final response:
Bella: I may publicly shame you the way you did to me. -
That craic boy just ruined a joke to the EXTREME! 👎
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Thanks also for the sex.👍
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Also, thanks also for the sex.
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rofl!
seriously Bella, please stop intimidating those poor lonesome outback miners into giving up the phone sex to you.
NO MEANS NO girl!
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Please do not be bad to me 😂
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We are friends now right?
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saelo2myltlfren wrote:
Hahahaha, thank you and you're welcome. I'm glad I was quick to screenshot everything because he was deleting posts on both ends almost quicker than i could respond.ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
😹😹😹Final response:
Bella: I may publicly shame you the way you did to me.
my fave thread in a while, bella, and for that I thank you. -
Doc Xray wrote:
What a gentleman. Also, thank you for it.I would never tell anyone about the time we had sex, Bella.
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Wow 😂😂😂😂😂😂
There's my number Bella : ***-***-**** , I want to be thank too 😜 -
PS - I am not a "little" player but I, also, do not want to feel something growing inside me. Thank you.
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😹😹😹😹😹
Thanks for the sex, Bella, even though I'm not a lonely Australian miner! -
Doc Xray wrote:
lol! 😭PS - I am not a "little" player but I, also, do not want to feel something growing inside me. Thank you.
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private message
Craic says:
BellaItaliana, She likes phone sex. Check out comments for player moont for the proof46 min agoDELETE REPLY
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Hahaha shake that booty
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Classic. Rotfl
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Giggity giggity giiiiiigiiiityyyyy bella!!!!! Woooot ORGASM
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Revenge wrote:
I want whatever he's on!👆😄Giggity giggity giiiiiigiiiityyyyy bella!!!!! Woooot ORGASM
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∅u₮฿дскмiиэя wrote:
Greatest name change ever.Thanks also for the sex.👍
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saelo2myltlfren wrote:
I know! The wine thing! What was that?! Hahahaha, oh jeez, i'm still cracking up!"Please don't call me, I'm not as weak as moont but he is Australian in the outback and probably lonely. Their wine sucks there too."
I'm not as weak as moont but I am a lonely native in the pac nw. our wines are coming along quite nicely though.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
∅u₮฿дскмiиэя wrote:
Greatest name change ever.Thanks also for the sex.👍
+1
LOL
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Omg, that's hilarious!
What a sicko!!!! -
You know I'm on tw naked right now
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