Comidian Quote Game

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⚡JUNIOR⚡ Nov 7, 2011

Heres how it works. Ill quote a comedian and you guess who it is. First one
"I wrote a script for a movie recently, I showed it to my friend. My friend's a producer. He said he liked it but thinks I need to rewrite it. I said 'Fuck that, I'll make a copy', last night there was gunshots outside my apartment. A little bit afterwards two guys ran past my window. I was gonna call the cops but then I got optimistic. I though 'Hey, maybe it's a race.' yea that's what it was. Alot of track and field event in my nieghborhood at night. Nocturnal jocks. I have a sticker on my door that says 'WARNING ALARM SYSTEM' it's a very simple alarm. It consists of... A sticker. I think if I should warn ppl I should be more cautious like maybe 'WARNING, NO AIR INSIDE' "

that's all I'll give you right now yes same person. Get guessing.
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Nov 7, 2011

Seriously? Nothing? I'll give you guys a huge hint
He was a big time druggie and overdosed in '05
james87 Nov 7, 2011

(tumble weed)...🌀💨
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Nov 7, 2011

Wow... Fine I'll try to think of some comedy icon that you guys might know. Cuz if you guys didn't know Mitch Hedburg then you possibly won't now JoKoy Jasper Red or any of the others I was plannin on using
but I bet if I said a George Lopez or Bernie Mac kinda joke everyone will know
dee dee ramone Nov 11, 2011

Guess this one "cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, completely harmless until u put it in ur mouth and light it on fire
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Nov 11, 2011

dee dee ramone wrote:
Guess this one "cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, completely harmless until u put it in ur mouth and light it on fire

I hate Twitter jokes -.-
<('-')> Nov 11, 2011

Make bullets a 100,000 dollars each that way no one will want to kill someone so willingly. Because that'd be 100,000 dollars worth of bullets in his head. What comedian somewhat said this?
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Nov 11, 2011

Revenge wrote:
Make bullets a 100,000 dollars each that way no one will want to kill someone so willingly. Because that'd be 100,000 dollars worth of bullets in his head. What comedian somewhat said this?

somewhat? Can't say somewhat, they have to be exact quotes. There's already 5 different comedians that come to mind but there's
more that have done jokes on raising to prices of bullets. But again it has to be an exact quote otherwise you're not giving much to work with.
brain stomper Nov 11, 2011

What the fuck is grape juice? I want some grape drank!
alborlin Nov 11, 2011

"when life gives you lemons make lemonade, then try to find someone who's life's given them vodka and have a party" :)
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Nov 11, 2011

Revenge wrote:
Make bullets a 100,000 dollars each that way no one will want to kill someone so willingly. Because that'd be 100,000 dollars worth of bullets in his head. What comedian somewhat said this?

Chris rock
<('-')> Nov 12, 2011

Yep, he got it without being specific. And only Chris rock came up with that joke. Kind of original.
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Nov 12, 2011

Revenge wrote:
Yep, he got it without being specific. And only Chris rock came up with that joke. Kind of original.

not only chris rock
many comedians used that joke
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Nov 12, 2011

⚡JUNIOR⚡ wrote:
Revenge wrote:
Yep, he got it without being specific. And only Chris rock came up with that joke. Kind of original.

not only chris rock
many comedians used that joke
I've only heard Chris rock say it? But I've no idea if it's exclusively his joke.
<('-')> Nov 12, 2011

krissharm wrote:
⚡JUNIOR⚡ wrote:
Revenge wrote:
Yep, he got it without being specific. And only Chris rock came up with that joke. Kind of original.

not only chris rock
many comedians used that joke
I've only heard Chris rock say it? But I've no idea if it's exclusively his joke.
Nope, he came up with it. >.