Chuck Norris... ;)
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Doesn't believe in the periodic table, he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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When chuck norris jumps in the pool he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chuck norris.
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We dont live in a democracy. We live in a Chucktatorship.
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Ran over a sheep heeled it with his beard after words he killed it wiyh a stare declaring i do you a favor u dont return i kill you
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to look at a watch to know what time it is, he decides what time it is
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Use the old threads and bump them!!
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Chuck norris never wet the bed as a child. It wet itself out of shear terror.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... Twice
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Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Once a poisonus snake bit Chuck Norris. After five days of extreme pain, the snake died.
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, CN has more money than you do.
There are approximitly 3,567 things in the average room that CN can use to kill you, including the room itself.
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CN doesnt sleep.
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CN can believe it's not butter
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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I hate chick Norris
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Daddy Bigbucks wrote:
😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😳😳😳😳 its worsw than saying you hate twilight lolI hate chuck Norris
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i forgot 🌛
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I hate Twilight
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Chuck norris never wet the bed. The bed wet itself out of sheer terror.
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Chuck norris has a nightlight. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
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Twilight is da worst movie
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Bella isn't going to choose Edward or the other guy, she's gonna choose Chuck Norris. If not, she's getting a roundhouse kick to the side of the head.
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Mr. Linderman wrote:
Bella isn't going to choose Edward or the other guy, she's gonna choose Chuck Norris. If not, she's getting a roundhouse kick to the side of the head.
LOL😹😹❕❕❕❕👌👌
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Wait. OMG YOU FORGOT JACOB!!!!!!! 💢💢💢
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Allioss wrote:
please tell me youre a girlWait. OMG YOU FORGOT JACOB!!!!!!! 💢💢💢
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Mr. Linderman wrote:
on a side note. What happened to bella?? No posts for aaaaaages.Bella isn't going to choose Edward or the other guy, she's gonna choose Chuck Norris. If not, she's getting a roundhouse kick to the side of the head.
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
lol jasp i dont think they were talking about bellaitaliana. Theyre talkinh about bella from the twilight sega.Mr. Linderman wrote:
on a side note. What happened to bella?? No posts for aaaaaages.Bella isn't going to choose Edward or the other guy, she's gonna choose Chuck Norris. If not, she's getting a roundhouse kick to the side of the head.
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DarthPenatrator wrote:
oh right. Lol. Bellaitalia is cooler and has sexier feet.Don Jasperoni wrote:
lol jasp i dont think they were talking about bellaitaliana. Theyre talkinh about bella from the twilight sega.Mr. Linderman wrote:
on a side note. What happened to bella?? No posts for aaaaaages.Bella isn't going to choose Edward or the other guy, she's gonna choose Chuck Norris. If not, she's getting a roundhouse kick to the side of the head.
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Devilius wrote:
twilight sucks major ballsDaddy Bigbucks wrote:
😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😳😳😳😳 its worsw than saying you hate twilight lolI hate chuck Norris
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
yeah thats what i always hear lolDarthPenatrator wrote:
oh right. Lol. Bellaitalia is cooler and has sexier feet.Don Jasperoni wrote:
lol jasp i dont think they were talking about bellaitaliana. Theyre talkinh about bella from the twilight sega.Mr. Linderman wrote:
on a side note. What happened to bella?? No posts for aaaaaages.Bella isn't going to choose Edward or the other guy, she's gonna choose Chuck Norris. If not, she's getting a roundhouse kick to the side of the head.
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CN once walked down a street with a massive erection.
There were no survivors.
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CN can read Scrottie McBoogerballs without throwing up.
U'll get it if u watch south park. Lol
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Omg bella!! she hasn't attacked me in ages! Must be on va cay...
Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, when he left, they were just called the islands
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