Yo mama...

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ՏℒAͣ͜CͩҜͩℰℜ Mar 30, 2010

Yo mama's so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
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phailthequail Mar 30, 2010

Your mother is so large, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3.8*10^7m/sec
King Kong 25 Mar 30, 2010

Your mama is so fat that a ocean can fit inside her stomach. That's a lot of water.
guitarman Mar 30, 2010

Yo mama is so stupid, that she's yo mama!!!! Oooooo burn!!!
LaMont Mar 30, 2010

Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped out and said I'll wait my turn
OYG Mar 30, 2010

Yo momma so fat i drove a car around her and ran out of gas❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕❕💢
Fu-q Mar 30, 2010

Yo mammas so fat if someone yells kool-aid she comes busting through the door... OH YEAH!!!