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Answered the door naked to some Jehovah's Witnesses today.They looked shocked to see my Watchtower was Awake.
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I have just bought the wife a pair of crotchless knickers for Halloween, nothing sexual - it's so she can get a better grip on her broomstick.
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Y cant blondes even write down the number 11
they dont know which 1 comes first
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I'm deciding the best by sunday
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There's a Mexican, white guy and black guy in the lobby of a hotel. So the white guy goes up to the front counter and says 1 room please. The lady asks would u like sheets on ur bed. He says yes. The black guy goes up and says 1 room please. The lady asks would u like sheets on ur bed. He says yes. Then the Mexican goes up to the front counter and says 1 room please. The lady goes would u like sheets on ur bed. He says you sheet on my bed I sheet on urs! Lol
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yo mommas like a hospital.... full of diseases
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yo mommas like a homeless shelter.... everytins free
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