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Worst injury!

• J DཔB།TY D།ZZ༨E Oct 23, 2011

  thepunk wrote:

  I tore complete my ACL and part tore my MCL. Didn't walk for a year.
  

  I had a completely torn acl and now thanks to some dude, he was nice enough to give me his. After surgery I was back to work in a month. I do construction. That was my worst to date
• LAWRENCE😮‍💨 Oct 23, 2011

  I got my penis bit off by a bear. Don't worry, I'm still a male
• 🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Oct 23, 2011

  Slamming a wooden door on my fignger nail and later my mom had to cut off my whole finger nail while is was still swollen.
  Very very painful.
  Kids make sure your finger is clear of the doorframe before slamming a wooden door on it.
• Back Stabber Oct 23, 2011

  👾₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ👾 wrote:

  💢❡∅∫✌∂✝♓́💢 wrote:

  I've had a motorbike crash, fucked my leg, shoulders and back up. I was stiff for a month or so after.
  

  you had an erection for a whole month?!?!!😜😂

  😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
• ⚡JUNIOR⚡ Oct 24, 2011

  Tesla Shockwave wrote:

  The worst "injury" I've ever had was a minor bruise. I absolutely hate pain and try to avoid any if at all possible.
  

  are you a girl? If so then it'll make alot of sense. If not..... Climb a tree and jump off n stick the landing with your hands. I swear you'll thank me afterwards. One of two things will happen. You'll eat it. Badly. Haha or you'll land it and be happy you tried it. But either way. If you eat it. Make sure to get it on video cuz that'll be funny as hell
• PØÇ Oct 24, 2011

  I had a sledding accident where I broke my nose and now I have no sense of smell... I was in 5th grade
• dr p Oct 27, 2011

  ⚡JUNIOR⚡ wrote:

  Superyan wrote:

  Understand able.... But a knife? Why not your WASHED finger or you know.... Something less damaging?
  

  it was stuck what did you expect me to do. The wound wouldve only been bigger from me tryin to get it out with my finger.
  I'm not stupid either I sterlized the blade.

  Not stupid? You do realise there's no lead in pencils these days?
•  mama tek Oct 27, 2011

  I fell off a cliff on a rope swing. i hit a tree with my head and skidded down the trunk naked about 20 or so feet, toppling into the water. I tore something in my right foot and busted my left leg, had superficial abrasions covering the entirety of my left side, rocks under my big toe nail, and was quite concussed. nothing broken. but I couldn't hike back to th truck so I had to swim 1/2 a mile with assistance by the river bank.
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Oct 27, 2011

  🐱 mama tek wrote:

  I fell off a cliff on a rope swing. i hit a tree with my head and skidded down the trunk naked about 20 or so feet, toppling into the water. I tore something in my right foot and busted my left leg, had superficial abrasions covering the entirety of my left side, rocks under my big toe nail, and was quite concussed. nothing broken. but I couldn't hike back to th truck so I had to swim 1/2 a mile with assistance by the river bank.
  

  All for a kinky night out?
• Big Worm Wiggle Oct 27, 2011

  Punched a few windows over the years, get cut/scratched up daily at work, few dents n scars from fights. Had a soft spot on my head for a few years after I got jumped n hit with a bat a crowbar a couple objects found on the floor I assume

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