Ode to the Trolln00b

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Tweek Oct 20, 2011

Man, why you always cappin my stuff
Hiding behind your big mob and acting tough
You can hide behind them here
But if I saw you on the street
I would knock your bitch ass right off your feet
You stupid faggot, your mothers a whore
Don't reply to me because I think you're a bore
Keep it up, and I'll make a vendetta
And invite the biggest mobsters I see to teach ya betta
But my vendetta somehow failed
Despite how loud I wailed
So I will go and create a new thread
Calling you a bully with a weird shaped head
But I won't stop there, I'm not done at all
I'm gonna tell everyone about your small balls
You shitsicle, leave me alone, I'm on top
Before I call on Ashley to give you a stop
And I'll insult you all day
Calling you a bitch, cocksucker, and gay
My income is trashed, my turfs are gone
But I can keep insulting you till the dawn
Then lo and behold, my best trick yet
Call you a loser with no life then reset
I've got better things to do
Tweek Oct 20, 2011

Than play with losers like you
I have a life and I'm popular, it's true
I'm out of this bitch, you fucking suck
I hope you're happy now you asshole fuck

Dedicated to all the Trolln00b failures of Turf Wars. We wouldn't have as much fun without you.
BellaItaliana Oct 20, 2011

I put on my earmuffs for the language. 😳
Tweek Oct 20, 2011

ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I put on my earmuffs for the language. 😳

Well, they seem to always have bad language don't they?
BellaItaliana Oct 20, 2011

Tweek wrote:
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I put on my earmuffs for the language. 😳

Well, they seem to always have bad language don't they?
Yeah, I'm just not used to it (technically) coming from you. Otherwise though, 👏👏. ;)
ㄕλπㄢλपㅁπ Oct 20, 2011

Turfrape? (facerape of turf Wars, I ofc mean
Tweek Oct 20, 2011

🔥PRagon🔥ADD ARF wrote:
Turfrape? (facerape of turf Wars, I ofc mean

Did you try to type this with your hands behind your back?
BellaItaliana Oct 20, 2011

Tweek wrote:
🔥PRagon🔥ADD ARF wrote:
Turfrape? (facerape of turf Wars, I ofc mean

Did you try to type this with your hands behind your back?
Def a nose-typist.
Tweek Oct 20, 2011

I typed this with my nose. It doesn't look like letter vomit. Just took a while.
BellaItaliana Oct 20, 2011

Tweek wrote:
I typed this with my nose. It doesn't look like letter vomit. Just took a while.

You have an iPad. Advantage. He may be a tongue & elbow typist..I could've been wrong about his nose.
Tweek Oct 20, 2011

ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Tweek wrote:
I typed this with my nose. It doesn't look like letter vomit. Just took a while.

You have an iPad. Advantage. He may be a tongue & elbow typist..I could've been wrong about his nose.
True. The iPad has a nose typing advantage. Stand by for palringo test on phone.
Tweek Oct 20, 2011

YOU wrote:
ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Tweek wrote:
I typed this with my nose. It doesn't look like letter vomit. Just took a while.

You have an iPad. Advantage. He may be a tongue & elbow typist..I could've been wrong about his nose.
True. The iPad has a nose typing advantage. Stand by for palringo test on phone.
Test results: easier than you think.
rigs4kids Oct 20, 2011

Your a square if you don't toetype always.
Tweek Oct 20, 2011

rigs4kids wrote:
Your a square if you don't toetype always.

Been there. Done that. Overrated.
₭íƖʛɵяȩ🐟Ƭяøϋʈ Oct 20, 2011

Hahaha good one Tweek! 👍
OneThumbBastard Oct 20, 2011

KilgoreTrout🍀 wrote:
Hahaha good one Tweek! 👍
 mama tek Oct 20, 2011

watch your language you cunt.
bee ryan Oct 20, 2011

Just as funny when read from bottom to top
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Oct 20, 2011

🐱 mama tek wrote:
watch your language you cunt.

lmao
⚡JUNIOR⚡ Oct 20, 2011

bee ryan wrote:
Just as funny when read from bottom to top

not really. Doesn't make as much sense n doesn't sound as good
davey da kidd Oct 20, 2011

🐱 mama tek wrote:
watch your language you cunt.

Hey now🐱