Happy Birthday Dudeness!

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Brown🎵Note Oct 18, 2011

Way out east there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Lebowski, he called himself "Dudeness". Now, "Dudeness" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about Dudeness that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Washington, D.C. "The City of Justice and Opportunity". I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says.
Brown🎵Note Oct 18, 2011

But I'll tell you what - after seeing D.C., and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about Dudeness here.
Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Dudeness, in Washington, D.C. And even if he's a lazy man - and Dudeness was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in the D.C. Metro area, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But...
Brown🎵Note Oct 18, 2011

Aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.

Happy Birthday, Dudeness. The most considerate, loyal, dedicated, upstanding, and patriotic mobster I've ever stumbled into after one-too-many beers. Cheers my good friend! It's an honor to know you. 🍻
BellaItaliana Oct 18, 2011

Hey! Happy birthday Dudeness!

Classy, Brown.
Primo Oct 18, 2011

Wow I was wondering where that was going. Happy Birthday Dudeness.
"Is this a...what day is it?"
🍀Mr Ikslopot Oct 18, 2011

Happy b-day! 🎈🎉🎈📦
FU airports! Oct 18, 2011

Damn you too bro??? Happy B-Day to the first person to ever cap me!!! ✊
Iceberg_Slim Oct 18, 2011

Happy Birthday Dude. You and The Man should paint the town the color 👊!
fum2 Oct 18, 2011

Happy birthday, missed you by 1 day lol mines tommoro
Big Jake Oct 18, 2011

Mr Ikslopot 🍀 wrote:
Happy b-day! 🎈🎉🎈📦
Hacksaw Oct 18, 2011

Happy birthday, dude! 🍻
thepunk💔 Oct 18, 2011

Happy birthday!
Brown🎵Note Oct 18, 2011

The dude abides.
∇@ИԺ@L!$M Oct 19, 2011

Happy B Day!
〓ZABLO〓 Oct 19, 2011

Mr Ikslopot 🍀 wrote:
Happy b-day! 🎈🎉🎈📦
dudeness Oct 19, 2011

This is a very complicated case, Brown. You know...lots of ins, lots of outs, lots of what have you. And, umm, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in the old Duder's head. So I'm adhering to a pretty strict...ummmm...drug regime to keep my mind limber.
⌖🔥Mikey2Times🔥⌖ Oct 19, 2011

Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: Huh?
Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.
Smokey: Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Smokey: Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Happy Birthday Dude
MᎧJᎧ Oct 19, 2011

Iceberg_Slim wrote:
Happy Birthday Dude. You and The Man should paint the town the color 👊!