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Anyone got any good bad joke❔❔❔
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Two parrots sitting on a perch one says to the other can you smell fish?
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Wat do u call a gold fish that went poor?! Haha a BRONZ FISH hahahahahahaha...I crack myself up
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And I thought mine was poor?!
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A snooker is walking around a naked woman looking at her intensely before they have sex. She asks "what are you doing?" he replies "choosing whether to go with the easy pink or the tight brown."
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
lmao thats good. Ill remember that one.A snooker is walking around a naked woman looking at her intensely before they have sex. She asks "what are you doing?" he replies "choosing whether to go with the easy pink or the tight brown."
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DarthPenatrator wrote:
lol. My friend told me that joke today and I thought the same thing. As you can see. 👆👆Don Jasperoni wrote:
lmao thats good. Ill remember that one.A snooker is walking around a naked woman looking at her intensely before they have sex. She asks "what are you doing?" he replies "choosing whether to go with the easy pink or the tight brown."
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Have ever seen Stevie wonders wife?
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A fish walks in to a bar and asks 4 a drink. I just won the wost joke award!!! Yessss!!!
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What's grosser than gross❔❔❔
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Two vampires fightin over a used tampon.
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What the differance between a blonde guy and a blonde girl?
The blonde girl has more sperm cells
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Why do blondes were pantys?
To keep thier ankles warm
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A blonde is driveing down the road when she sees another blonde rowing a boat in a field. The blonde in the car pulls up to the other blonde and says " it's blondes like you that give us a bad name, and if I could swim I would go over there and kick your @ss."
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A guy walks in a bar and says: it's me! Then he turns around, and actually it wasn't him.
Owned! Worst joke eva!
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7 sailors walk into a bar. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
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A priest, a rabi and Santa clause walk into a bar.
The rabi says haha we're a joke -
A) knock knock
B) who's there
A) doctor
B) doctor who
A) how did you guessWhat do you call a happy penguin?
A pengrin -
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino
Ell-if-I-know
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What's got 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a dog!
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A georgian walks into a bar.........
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What's pink and hard?
A pig with a flick-knife
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A dyslexic man walk into a bra...
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Rudy McShpoo wrote:
Lol!A dyslexic man walk into a bra...
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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about 1.59 a pound and deer nuts are under a buck!!
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, twenty dog, seconds dog. Now read without dog.
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LaMont wrote:
2 guys walk into a bar... The second one shoulda seen it comin'7 sailors walk into a bar. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
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YOU wrote:
do ya know what vampires use used tampons for❔❔❔What's grosser than gross❔❔❔
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Two vampires fightin over a used tampon.
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Teabags
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Why are condoms like cameras? they both capture the moment.
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What do tampons & visine have in common❔
they both get the red out.
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What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirtbag.
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What's the difference between porcupines and BMWs?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
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