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I dunno if this will go well, considering I'm not very good at hosting forum games, but I wanna see if my skills will improve.
You are in your village, sitting around at the local inn asleep.
There are two tipped over empty mugs on the floor next to the bed that you are on. What will you do?
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hitty40 wrote:
am I sitting around or asleep?I dunno if this will go well, considering I'm not very good at hosting forum games, but I wanna see if my skills will improve.
You are in your village, sitting around at the local inn asleep.
There are two tipped over empty mugs on the floor next to the bed that you are on. What will you do?
If I'm asleep how do I know there are mugs, let alone that they're tipped over
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Tony10Thumbs wrote:
hitty40 wrote:
am I sitting around or asleep?I dunno if this will go well, considering I'm not very good at hosting forum games, but I wanna see if my skills will improve.
You are in your village, sitting around at the local inn asleep.
There are two tipped over empty mugs on the floor next to the bed that you are on. What will you do?
If I'm asleep how do I know there are mugs, let alone that they're tipped over
Asleep, and since you're in an inn which usually serves beer...
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Ah man give him a breakk
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I suppose the first thing would be to wake up.
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Wake up.
You wake up. What now?
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You rise to your feet, a little uneven, and walk to the bathroom to take a piss.
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Whoops... Didnt mean to delete above post.
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hitty40 wrote:
I tried to piss in the tier but I stumble and my aim is off .. I urinate all over the wallYou rise to your feet, a little uneven, and walk to the bathroom to take a piss.
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Toliet not tier
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The Buckeye 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
hitty40 wrote:
I tried to piss in the tier but I stumble and my aim is off .. I urinate all over the wallYou rise to your feet, a little uneven, and walk to the bathroom to take a piss.
It seems your more uneven as you thought, as you stumble around and shamely miss the toilet bowl.
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i remember the good times i had earlier and clean myself up. then i pull out my Galesi model 503 and remember the real reason i was there.
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But first I need to find out Crazy Rednecks true identity for capping limit on me. Maybe I can find Nick, he might know......
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Schmidty wrote:
Then I realize I'm a noob and dont know what "capping limit" is.But first I need to find out Crazy Rednecks true identity for capping limit on me. Maybe I can find Nick, he might know......
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I then look for last nights donor kebab in the kitchen, and have some for breakfast...
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icemanian wrote:
But then you find an alien in your kitchen...I then look for last nights donor kebab in the kitchen, and have some for breakfast...
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🍀Joe Zingg🍀 wrote:
icemanian wrote:
But then you find an alien in your kitchen...I then look for last nights donor kebab in the kitchen, and have some for breakfast...
As you walk out of the bathroom, you see a alien that looks like a redneck eating your donor kebab holding a galesi model 52 in it's other hand, waving it around crazily as If the hand was from Garry's Mod.
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U throw the alien a canolli which it instantly devours !
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the alien starts to mob up and comes back later with 10 guys
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JonnyB83 wrote:
U throw the alien a canolli which it instantly devours !
You grab one of the cannoli-shaped mugs and throw it at the alien. (I used a 6-sided to determine where you hit.) The alien is hit in the the left eye, blinding him! The alien still has not noticed your presence.
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hitty40 wrote:
I'm pretty sure if you hit him I the eye and blinded him, he would noticeJonnyB83 wrote:
U throw the alien a canolli which it instantly devours !
You grab one of the cannoli-shaped mugs and throw it at the alien. (I used a 6-sided to determine where you hit.) The alien is hit in the the left eye, blinding him! The alien still has not noticed your presence.
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The Buckeye 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
That's the benefit of cannoli mugs, can't see tthem or feel them! How about ordering a round for me and the alien, Guinness for mehitty40 wrote:
I'm pretty sure if you hit him I the eye and blinded him, he would noticeJonnyB83 wrote:
U throw the alien a canolli which it instantly devours !
You grab one of the cannoli-shaped mugs and throw it at the alien. (I used a 6-sided to determine where you hit.) The alien is hit in the the left eye, blinding him! The alien still has not noticed your presence.
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Beverages are ordered.... The bar staff remembers you from the night before and insists the drinks are free. She then goes on to tell you what happened the night before................."you were so drunk and......."
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...that free vacation to cuba giftcard the alien gave ya, wasen't really free."
10 million USD was added to you're tab -
Feeling bad for the alien, you decide to go to it and talk. He calls himself Bill and you offer to buy him a drink. When you head downstairs to the first floor, you see that the patrons and bartenders are all slaughtered, body parts and such all over the place. The floor is riddled in blood and the front door is off its hinges.
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I shake Bella awake and we opn another pint of grog...
Now, Mob Up
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Then I see a door. I hear sounds coming from the other side. Curious, I knock on the door an go in. It was a strip club!!! SCORE!!!
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But after looking around, you notice all the strippers are transvestites, and they want you badly.
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I'm drunk and let them come up on me, my vision blurred from the rush of alcohol happening throughout my body. I'm not stupid though. When they come up on me, they hard, immediately feeling strange from something poking my leg, I turn around and take a swing. TAKE IT YOU GAY FREAK!!!!
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They all pounce and wrestle you to the floor.. Ripping you cloths off while they do it
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No stupid posts, please.
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