My first month... What NOT to do!

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MuppetPaste Oct 11, 2011

Started playing TW 12/9/2011

Did everything a newbie does:

*didn't mob up straight away
*abused a bigger player for capping me
*apologized for the abuse and sapping of said player
*got a bit excited with the iTunes cards
*attacked the wrong players
*got kicked out of an airport for farming
*bought crap weapons (still crap)
*annoyed the crap outta TW support
*replied to private messages on own profile or in public
*tore down turfs in fear of being capped
*changed name to match default invite code
*named turfs after new name and default invite code (I'm committed to them both now)
*kept self in emergency room outta fear of being attacked
*slaughtered those with smaller mobs for a quick buck

There's probably more blunders to list but a post can only be so long! I have learnt from my mistakes and realize I'm lucky not to be the target of a vendetta... So far!

Happy Turfing!

Oh, and I forgot one last one -

*nearly missed double loot weekend (90min left before I realized it was on)
Vadan™ v2.0 Oct 11, 2011

That's actually pretty good for 1 month. Well done, we'll make a mobster of you in no time! Welcome to the forum.
Don Davido 🇺🇸 Oct 11, 2011

You mean 9/12/11?
MuppetPaste Oct 11, 2011

Yes but in Australia we right the date as day/month/year.
J DཔB།TY D།ZZ༨E Oct 11, 2011

Wow, you played this in the future. That shits awesome. Who's the top mobsters in the future? Also if you only had 90 min on double loot days then it seems you missed it to me. ✌
Don Davido 🇺🇸 Oct 11, 2011

£><P£LL£D!!! wrote:
Yes but in Australia we right the date as day/month/year.

Ohh. That's interesting.
MuppetPaste Oct 11, 2011

Err, I mean we WRITE the date as day/month/year... Give us a break though, we only got electricity and running water 25 years ago :P
Vadan™ v2.0 Oct 11, 2011

£><P£LL£D!!! wrote:
Yes but in Australia we right the date as day/month/year.

The proper way! Americans are just odd, they wanna be extra about it and put the month first. Which has NO logic. So all good. 👍
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Oct 11, 2011

Darth Vadan™ wrote:
£><P£LL£D!!! wrote:
Yes but in Australia we right the date as day/month/year.

The proper way! Americans are just odd, they wanna be extra about it and put the month first. Which has NO logic. So all good. 👍
True story
TheRamb Add: 86 Oct 11, 2011

krissharm wrote:
Darth Vadan™ wrote:
£><P£LL£D!!! wrote:
Yes but in Australia we right the date as day/month/year.

The proper way! Americans are just odd, they wanna be extra about it and put the month first. Which has NO logic. So all good. 👍
True story
〓B A T I S T A〓 Oct 11, 2011

That might explain why we (in Oz) remember the victims of 9/11 on the 9th of November.
〓B A T I S T A〓 Oct 11, 2011

In all seriousness, that is actually an excellent list for a new player to study. You covered just about all the things not to do. Live and learn I guess.
MuppetPaste Oct 11, 2011

Technically as the post is a list of "not to do's" you SHOULD do the apology part if you mouth off to a bigger player...
Iceberg_Slim Oct 11, 2011

Did you spent all your skill points upgrading your attack and defense stats?
MuppetPaste Oct 12, 2011

Sure did. Wondered why it wasn't helping me.
Mystery Oct 12, 2011

To find good tips for beginners, go to: http://turfwarswiki.com/index.php/Newbie_Tips
★Λddi★ Oct 12, 2011

BØRG06 wrote:
In all seriousness, that is actually an excellent list for a new player to study. You covered just about all the things not to do. Live and learn I guess.
BakedBananas Oct 12, 2011

£XP£LL£D wrote:
Yes but in Australia we right the date as day/month/year.

The whole world writes it that way, except for the US. But on their passports they date them the same way as the rest of the world.
III TROJAN III Oct 12, 2011

£XP£LL£D wrote:
Yes but in Australia we right the date as day/month/year.

Same here in the uk
MuppetPaste Oct 12, 2011

Maybe we should try and list all the newbie things we did in our first months of real life?

I know I shat my pants like 10 thousand times.

Compared to that alone I dont think my behavior in TW was all that bad ;)
〓 CANDO 〓 Oct 12, 2011

*changed name to match default invite code

That's⬆ crazy funny! 😹
2chains Oct 12, 2011

I did all of that
🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Oct 12, 2011

Λdོdོi wrote:
BØRG06 wrote:
In all seriousness, that is actually an excellent list for a new player to study. You covered just about all the things not to do. Live and learn I guess.
sexybitch Oct 12, 2011

Yes I did it all ;)) hahahah your so funny!!!!! :))
Johnny Cage Oct 12, 2011

How many skill points have you put into defense and attack?
The Rhino Oct 12, 2011

TheRamb Add: 86 wrote:
krissharm wrote:
Darth Vadan™ wrote:
£><P£LL£D!!! wrote:
Yes but in Australia we right the date as day/month/year.

The proper way! Americans are just odd, they wanna be extra about it and put the month first. Which has NO logic. So all good. 👍
True story
YÓU Oct 12, 2011

🇺🇸America...FUCK YEAH!!!🇺🇸
We're just better than everyone else. Thats why we do things differently. Like drive on the RIGHT side of the road!🚗😜
GreenManXphile Oct 12, 2011

Darth Vadan™ wrote:
£><P£LL£D!!! wrote:
Yes but in Australia we right the date as day/month/year.

The proper way! Americans are just odd, they wanna be extra about it and put the month first. Which has NO logic. So all good. 👍
Hey! It's not like every American got in a huddle and we all decided to mess with the rest of the world by doing things slightly different... Lol I'm just kidding. We absolutely did that because miles, and gallons, are funny words, and scrambling numbers is a national past time of ours. Just ask wall street. ;)